What's tomorrow?

A missing person style poster on 8x11 paper with the top text "Have you seen him?" Over a picture of a very fat, cuddly, genial looking grey and white rat lying on his back with paws curled together in a very gentlemanly fashion. Bottom text reads "Now you have :) "

Rat Meme Monday. Have you seen Him? #ratsofbluesky

Always ask for proof, never assume anything somebody just “tells you”

”After the introduction of “TEA”, a dangerous performance enhancing drug derived from T-Virus samples, the S.T.A.R.S. Unit collaborated with the R.P.D.’s Gang and Narcotics Task Forces to adapt their operating procedures for the streets.”

S.T.A.R.S. Narcotics Intervention and Gang Hunt Team

Kerdly my beloved (ofc this was the first posted drawing) #kerdly #deltarune #Kris #berdly

Wait I made the meme

“FREEZE, RACCOON POLICE!”

Yeah, I do goin shit

The supposed “goon shit”:

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

”I think I heard something upstairs…RACCOON POLICE,MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN! Augh jeez- the smell is getting stronger! The body is definitely up here….dispatch, 3-Victor-23, we found Dr. Martinez. Roll county coroner, I don’t think he’ll be much help anymore.”

RACCOON POLICE VICE DIVISION
We Do It

It's ween

Idk who made this but its so fucking funny I've been giggling over it for the past few days

”Umbrella liquidators have become so sloppy nowadays, it’s like they’re not even trying anymore! Where’s the fun? The intrigue? The silly little hunts for clues like how it used to be?…aaah whatever, just get this down to forensics for me, will ya?”

RACCOON POLICE DETECTIVE’S BUREAU
WE DO IT

I’m going to need all of the lore for this character immediately, thank you very much

“Ever since the outbreak, the STARS team has used their funding from the Umbrella USA v. Raccoon City case to expand their tactical capabilities. If they were considered a threat back in the 90s, just wait till THESE guys roll up to your door!”

SPECIAL TACTICS AND RESCUE SERVICE

#rpd #residentevil

Utahraptors! :D

The ADHD Experience:
-Open email write cover letter
-Realises inbox is a mess and spends half an hour making little folders for everything
-Completely forgets to write cover letter

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is standing on a scale, looking down at the number, as Green watches. Green: It's your own choice if you want to lose some weight, but I think you are perfect as you are. Blue turns to look at Green with an incredulous look on his face. Blue: You also said that at my lowest and my highest weight. A long lingering pause stretches on as the two foxes look at each other, neither one saying a thing. Green is the one to break the silence. Green: Yes.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

I have a framed version of this hanging in my living room

Honestly I’m having a bit of fun digging through old art for here

Let's give the bird a new job! the X doesn't fit her ;)
#foxpopvli #art #fanart

Cool art + squishy character = immediate follow

Saw everyone doing this to get mutuals, so here goes

I love:

-Anything remotely spooky, weird or tactical
-Star Wars
-SCP (specifically the MTF)
-Gravity Falls
-Resident Evil
-Call of Duty
-Rainbow Six (Book + Games)
-History
-Art
-Cosplay
-Writing
-Tomfoolery and shenanigans

“YUP YUP!” 🇺🇸🦅♠️🔥
#callofdutymw2 #callofduty #shadowcompany #cosplay #airsoft #tactical

Moons out goons out