Animals Anonymous Apparel

This one goes out to the keepers who vanish on their weekend and reappear two days later covered in hay, coffee in hand, and absolutely no memory of the last full day off.

Spotted in the wild… once.
Tag your most elusive coworker. Or yourself.
We know you always ghost the group chat 🫣

#wildlife

Now you know 😆 #tamandua #thiswildlife #wildlife #zookeeper ##smallbusiness #funny #family #brother

I'm so grateful to get to put all my heart into designing and printing fun meech for people who are truly amazing ❤️ thank you #smallbusiness #livewildly #ilovethiswildlife #wildlife

All decals are $5 off 😱 till Sunday night

Two new designs just hit the website 😍
Are you catcrazy or a birdnerd?

In the wild, matriarchs rule! From hyenas to elephants, female leaders show us strength, wisdom, and collaboration. This #InternationalWomensDay, let’s celebrate the queens of the wild, and the queens among us! 👑🐘 #MatriarchyRules #WomenInWildlife #GirlPower

This #InternationalWomensDay, I honor the Conservation Queens, women protecting wildlife. As a woman-owned biz, @AnimalsAnonymousApparel stands with you. Every sale supports conservation. Here’s to queens of the wild & life! 👑🐾 #WomenInWildlife #GirlPower

It's all for the creatures we love and the people who care for and protect them 💙

Brown Bear
Bobcat
3 Cats Team conservation
or
Wolf?

We are Team Conservation, bound together and unwavering. Though wildlife is resilient, it relies on us to be even more so. Let’s unite, champion what truly matters, and keep hope alive. Because with hope, there is always a path forward.

#wildlifestrong #teamconservation

Pandas aren’t just adorable, they’re also a conservation success story! Thanks to global efforts, their status has improved from "Endangered" to "Vulnerable." Every panda protected helps preserve their forest home and the countless other species that share it.

#teamconservation

Orangutan
Jumping Fox
or
Sea horse?

What do you
🐾Love
🐾Protect
🐾Conserve

Limited edition
I'm otterly over it hoodies
are available until February 23rd ⚠️

Some shirt orders ready for sublimation and screen printing today 🩷

Designed by me. Printed by me. Shipped by me.

Every tumbler is crafted in-house, no outsourcing, no mass production. Just me, making sure every detail is right.

When you support Animals Anonymous, you’re getting a tumbler made with passion, creativity, and a lot of coffee-fueled determination.

You bet giraffe I need more coffee. ☕🦒

Whether you’re a zookeeper, animal lover, or just running on caffeine, this mug has your back.

Because let’s be real… some days, you just giraffe to keep going.

Who else needs this in their morning routine? Drop a ☕ if coffee fuels your day!

My quality of work is their quality of life. The pressure, the compassion fatigue, the weight of knowing every action impacts their lives.
Zookeepers, rehabbers, vet techs, you give your all. Because for the animals, our best isn’t optional. It’s everything. You’re not alone. 💙

Lemur alone. I'm not feeling it. #antivalentine

Thanks but this love is for the birds, owl pass. #antivalentines #wildlife #owls #ihatevalentinesday

I'm so excited about these. Just added them to the website

Living wildly isn’t just about where you work, what you do, or how much time you spend in nature. It’s about how fiercely you love, how deeply you care, and how unapologetically you chase the things that set your soul on fire.

A few more!

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More anti valentines day cards
For those not so wild in love 💔

For those not so wild in love this valentines. Anti valentines day cards 💔

For the keepers, the dreamers, and the ones who carry the wild in their hearts, you’re my people. Every tumbler, every shirt, every moment here is for you. Because loving the wild means living it, too.

The wild has a way of staying with you. From keeper to creator, my goal has always been the same: to protect what we love, and to inspire others to do the same. Thank you for walking this path with me.

When I became a keeper, I promised myself I’d always protect what matters. Leaving the field didn’t change that, it only gave me a new way to fulfill it. Every design, every product, every small detail is my promise to the wild and the people who care about it.

New fundraiser design is up