Duncan

Thanks! It's one of my favourites

The weather is finally getting colder and this robe is falling apart, please donate to my charity so I can afford a new robe for thirst traps

I think Bike would be your best bet, they've been around for ages and have a more retro style

I have to hope the guys never saw the harrowing movie about child abduction and just thought itwas a typical slasher with a cool mask

I only jerk off to fictional serial killers who target teenagers played by adults, like a normal person.

Not to subtweet one of my thirst follows but I think the guy from The Black Phone is maybe not the best horror villain to sexualize

*Peacemaker, fuck

Pacemaker has the best opening credits of any tv show and it's not even close

I personally love it when someone quotes another post to dunk on them, but then blocks the person they retweeted so I can never see the context

“Locktober is a Christian Right psyop created to stop gay sex”, I lie as I reveal my thieves tools

There's (what appears to be) a gay erotic massage place near me and I kind of want to book one for myself and/or my boyfriend, but my biggest fear is that it'll turn out to just be a regular massage. Gonna find myself in the exact opposite scenario of that Schitt's Creek episode.

Happy jocktober and cocktober to all who celebrate. #fcf

🥵🥵🥵

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I'm at a metal concert and the singer asked "Are there any fans of Warhammer 40K here?" and the entire crowd cheered

I missed my calling as a mediocre guitarist in your local indie band

I'm glad I'm not alone in this opinion

Happy birthday!

Post workout Chris Redfield 💪

Are we
Are we sure this is the best name for this product

Bringing this back for softie saturday

Thanks! It's the longest I've ever grown it

Hope you're all having a nice lazy #fcf

The eyeball alien from Alien Earth has a certain amount of cuntiness to her

Begin Again

Also the soundtrack fucks
open.spotify.com/track/3LSquo...

I know I'm six years late but Sayonara Wild Hearts is an absolute banger of a game that needs to be like ten times longer

I love Kate Reading as a narrator, although I do get annoyed that the pronunciations of certain names and words will change between books. I've heard that Rosamund Pike's version of the audiobooks is great.

You're both so cute!

I had to play five softball games yesterday but we won the championships and now every muscle in my body hurts. #mcm

Thanks!