Duncan

I feel like I need to get more creative!

My feed is slowly devolving into me posting the same photo but in different outfits

Felt cute etc

I wanted to post a thirst trap but I didn't want to go through the effort of taking more than one photo so you get what you get

The horror gays might come for me for saying this, but The Substance absolutely did not live up to the hype.

Haircut + new flannel shorts freshly stolen from my boyfriend 🥰

I'm a big proponent of baths. I rediscovered it a couple years ago when I was living in a place with a huge tub.

Pleased to report that the gay hockey show is both gay and horny

You're getting posts from people you follow?

Going back to the official instagram app after using an ad-free clone for so long is crazy. Worse features *and* I have to watch an ad every ten seconds?

I've only had the repost button on instagram for a couple hours and I've already accidentally hit it twice, so honestly thank you meta for giving me a great incentive to never go near the like and comment buttons.

I had the exact same experience today. I wonder if it's the same guy.

I've got the same pair!

Boop

Turned my photos from yesterday into a gif for #fcf

(I accidentally deleted this one when I was trying to un-retweet it so here it is again for posterity or something)

Gamin'

One of these days I'll learn more angles than simply standing in front of my mirror, but that day is not today

Fat cock Friday, but make it cozy.
#fcf

Even like fifteen years ago their website looked ancient! I didn't even know they had merch

I've never used sniffies but unfortunately I do love their merch

follower bellies x

You can tell it's a Monday because no matter what time it is, I'm gonna look like I just rolled out of bed.

I don't know if Rosalía even knows what Hollow Knight is but there's no way that the last 30 seconds of Porcelana isn't an homage to the City of Tears theme.

I just unlocked the subway and this is now a game about dressing up and taking leisurely rides on public transit

Even with your warning I was not prepared lmao

See other than the ending, I actually didn't really like the first episode! I'm just starting episode 3 so I'm excited to see lol

I'm not 100% sold on Welcome to Derry yet but I must admit it's extremely high camp that the central conceit of the show is the US military wants to weaponize the clown

Thank you Rosalía for making a pop song in 5/4, the best time signature