Dumb Sherlock

I may be biased, but… Dumb Sherlock!

Congratulations! I’ve often been called a “hyper dolt” myself!

Everybody’s saying it.

Hopefully it’s hard hats! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been hit in the head by something at a construction site. Mostly because I’ve lost the ability to count!

Everyone always warns you not to eat yellow snow, but nobody ever talks about how some of our most delicious flavours are yellow! Lemon, pineapple, urine, banana, all yellow and all can be quite delectable!

#snowstorm #yellowfoods #dumbsherlock #indiegame

Always happy to see another detective on the beat! I’d warn you to stay off my turf, but my cases tend to be on Earth, so I doubt there’s much crossover with Saturn. The only other planet I’ve been to is a Planet Fitness where I dropped a very heavy weight on my foot so I have no plans to go back!

Call you Robert Dust, because you killed them all of course!

Pink platform club!

Shrek famously compared himself to an onion, because he too had layers. I would say I’m more like garlic because I have papery skin, am easily crushed, and many people say that I stink! Also, vampires HATE me.

A gummy Flintstones vitamin of Fred Flintsone

TGIF! (This Gummy Is Fred)

Big happy birthday, Lil!

PRIVATE DICK TIP: You can use your magnifying glass to start a fire, you just have to trade it to someone for a lighter.

#privatedetective #indiegame #dumbsherlock

Looks like quite the mystery! Like Dracula, I’ve drank a lot of blood myself - but that’s just because of the many cuts I’ve gotten in my mouth from eating sharp stuff!

I also stop functioning when it’s too cold outside!

“Poaching talent” is how my egg cooking abilities have been described. My egg eating on the other hand, “messy” and “choking hazard.”

I never remember this properly, must be the Mandela effect!

Yes, I often explore my mind palace as well. Unfortunately I’m often getting lost in there… there are just too many turns and dead ends - it’s kind of like a corn maze but without all that delicious corn!

“Hey Kev, have you Hyruled about this?!?”

Why do we say something “takes the cake” as a good thing? If someone took my cake, I’d be inconsolable!

Always happy to see another detective on the case! Which reminds me of the mystery I just solved involving my missing briefcase… turns out I was sitting on it!

TGIF! Thank Gord it’s fish! That’s what I say when I do a fishing mini game. In real life, whenever I coat myself in worm guts and go fishing, I get pulled into the water and the fish bite me with their hungry sharp little fish mouths.

#tgif #indiegame #indiegamedev

I wear the same thing every day, it makes getting dressed in the morning quite simple! Well, sometimes I still end up putting my pants on backwards… but I do it the same way as everyone else, one foot in the wrong hole!

Very horny! Because of the rhino’s horn, I mean.

Dumb Sherlock wears 2026 glasses while fireworks go off behind him

Happy New Year from your pal, Dumb Sherlock and the whole Dumb team!

#2026 #indiegame #indiegamedev #dumbsherlock

Why not tomatoes? People already argue about whether they’re fruits or vegetables. All I know is I don’t like getting pelted with them!

Only six more days to get your 2025 resolutions in! My resolution was to learn how to count, and it’s going great!

#2025 #December29 #dumbsherlock

Sherlock got stuck in a chimney again. Happy holidays!

#dumbsherlock #christmas #happyholidays #indiegame

I always found regular school scary, what with the pop quizzes, the bullies, and the serial killers posing as janitors… but this seems terrifying!

Why do we only leave out cookies for Santa?!? I would like cookies too, and unlike Mr. Clause who only works one day a year, I deliver the goods 24/7/369!

#santa #santaholmes #indiegame #indiegamedev