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Because everything's better with monsters. Art, musings, and Pittsburgh stuff by Matt Buchholz. He/him. Studio at 517 Greenfield Ave, open Fri-Sat, 12-5pm.

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Post image 03.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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if you think the greatest threat to effeminate gay boys is the trans movement and not the cis straight men who overwhelmingly exclude and brutalize them then you should walk into the ocean immediately

03.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2933    πŸ” 596    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 127
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A bookstore in Pittsburgh has been named Pennsylvania's friendliest small business, study shows White Whale Bookstore in Bloomfield is the friendliest small business in Pennsylvania, according to the study by the Advance Funds Network.

A bookstore in Pittsburgh has been named Pennsylvania's friendliest small business, study shows

www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...

03.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7

So shitty; will keep an ear out for any good opportunities, and fuck your old job

03.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

while everyone is looking at me: hello, i am looking for a job! i have 7+ years of experience as a program manager & would love to be fully remote or hybrid in pittsburgh. i can build budgets, curriculum, and programs from scratch. i have experience in STEM, higher ed, podcasting, and community dev.

27.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The amount of events and festivals around the country using genAI for their promotional images is slightly maddening. All about supporting local, except their local artists.

03.03.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 591    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 16296    πŸ” 5048    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 63

it’s wild how everyone hates Fetterman (correctly) and there’s a guy running who’s basically holding a huge I’m The Next Fetterman sign and it hasn’t slowed him down at all

01.03.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2737    πŸ” 443    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 25

I am a cis straight white American dude born in the 20th century, which means I am unavoidably racist in ways I am not always aware of. Yet I have managed to not get any Nazi tattoos. Trust me. It’s not that hard. You have to go out of your way to get a Nazi tattoo

02.03.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because otherwise you’re asking people to vote for the candidate who Had a Literal Nazi Tattoo And Didn’t Think It Was Important To Mention Until Someone Else Mentioned It

02.03.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is literally why I keep hammering all these idiots who are like ”Oh Fetterman was fine beforehand wha happa” because we can’t keep repeating these cycles of Shitty White Dudes Who Clearly Told Us Who They Were

02.03.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having a gin & tonic and writing an embarrassing instagram DM to a celebrity I love who keeps posting Platner stuff in a vain effort to say, essentially: we surely can do better than Nazi sympathizers. Right? I mean…right?

02.03.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

01.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5612    πŸ” 1085    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 52

Today my gf said that she is the β€œWeird Al of our relationship” and it pains me to admit that she is right

02.03.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or Malcolm Kenyatta

01.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tapping the sign once again with this firsthand account from Tony Buba, longtime Braddock resident and filmmaker who starts out: ”I see no difference in the way John behaves now, then when he was the mayor of Braddock.”
paydayreport.com/fettermans-l...

01.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love to have people from Philly explain things to those of us who actually live in Southwestern PA.

01.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the same thing is happening with graham platner btw. and gavin newsom. never mind that there are always OTHER CHOICES. you'll "he's our guy!" everyone else to death, then be shocked in 3 years when the neo nazi is, in fact, a neo nazi.

01.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yall love to do this thing where you insist that fetterman was a foregone conclusion, from the very beginning. and he was not. he is, as ever, a racist piece of shit. but chasing down a black man with a shotgun, then refusing to apologise, wasn't a dealbreaker for you.

01.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

but black people in swpa did, in fact, tell you so. yall chose not to listen because you identified more with the jagoff in gym shorts.

01.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hard to not feel like a many-headed Ghidorah is attacking on multiple fronts; even worse when that monster is our own government. Just trying to share some of the rage and frustration and sadness and fear; this isn’t normal, this isn’t okay, you’re not crazy or alone, and we are in this together.

28.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

28.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3618    πŸ” 979    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 15

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 16279    πŸ” 5042    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 103
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Anyone in Pittsburgh want some wooden pallets? There’s five outside my studio now; help yourself!

27.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are all great but "something smart" immediately an all-timer for me. Also "Midnight Kissfight" is a 10/10 band name. Check 'em out, buy it, support independent music!

27.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

26.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 38887    πŸ” 16503    πŸ’¬ 1827    πŸ“Œ 1080

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

26.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6297    πŸ” 1563    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 27

Tapping the sign

25.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7491    πŸ” 3357    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 13
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Look, @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social, what did I do to get attacked like this?

25.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Settling for mouthing every word and texting all my middle-aged friends "you'll never guess what the young people are playing at the coffee shop!"

25.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0