These are basically the conversations I want to have all day every day
03.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0These are basically the conversations I want to have all day every day
03.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
“Are the answers to your disease here?”
*Playful stroke
“Yessss”
Gonna show up to the function in my cyber duster and smugly ask people if they want to know the truth about the world. If they say yes, I’ll wordlessly hand them a Mike and Ike, which every pocket will be filled with.
23.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0To be clear, it’s because of his status as a rule breaking beefcake and not because he’s litigious brat.
17.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Peak beefcake cinema
17.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Nothing annoys me more than a mfer with something to lose. Look at you, afraid to risk your job security. Your cushy retirement package. Your…health insurance?? Psht. How did you even end up like this? Seriously, tell me how. I’m too reckless and impulsive to figure this shit out and my teeth hurt.
13.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0If you have ADHD and struggle to drink enough water, you need to gamify that shit. I use ice in all my drinks. Suddenly you have to negotiate an obstacle to get the liquid. And when you’re done you get to eat some water, which is way more stimulating than drinking it.
12.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Here’s yet another delightful podcast featuring me! If you’re a me fan then this has been an incredible week. If you’re not, then I guess this has been a pretty shitty period in your life.
04.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Auralnauts Movie Podcast lives on! Today, returning guest @vhuspodcast.bsky.social helps Zak untangle the complexities of the future presented in 2020 Texas Gladiators.
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Yeah that’s actually my bad for misunderstanding
02.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me looking at the friends who told me to stay positive because life gets better as a cabal of murderous pedophiles destroy the world.
02.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Automan ran for only 12 episodes in 1983 because the world wasn't ready for the story of a computerized man in a star wetsuit. You know who was ready? Our guest, @zakkoonce.bsky.social. Also, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/AdMwbdNXYRiJ...
28.01.2026 14:26 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0I’m straight up SLATHERED
28.01.2026 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me leaving NYC: I can’t wait to live somewhere that’s not as humid.
My skin during winter in CO:
Ladies and gentlemen, they included Fisto. This summer, kinks will not be shamed.
22.01.2026 15:55 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Expository theme song for my horror version of Turbo Teen now has a music video. I’m not responsible for the whatever happens if you listen to this while driving.
21.01.2026 18:32 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1
New Episode!!! @zakkoonce.bsky.social returns and we discuss The Resurrected (1991.) How does this Chris Sarandon starring H.P Lovecraft movie have to do with shaking your tuchas? You’ll just have to listen!
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The timeline where this isn’t a show can only be called the wrong timeline.
20.01.2026 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have eyes on the surface of my brain by this point. I’ve seen too muuuuuch
20.01.2026 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Please enjoy this fake theme song for a real show performed by me doing my best dead serious goth boy vocals
19.01.2026 21:47 — 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Legit just got a date with this. Who let me out into these streets?
19.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1A rice
16.01.2026 20:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The actual quote:
16.01.2026 17:51 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Agriculture Secretary Rollins: “we have played Streets of Rage hundreds of times and have found that every garbage can has a chance to yield fresh fruit, a piping hot turkey and in some cases, a knife. Any one of these drops should increase the survival rate of any American.”
16.01.2026 17:51 — 👍 63 🔁 23 💬 3 📌 0
Made a full length version of the Turbo Teen theme. If you’re a paid member it’s downloadable. Floor it!
14.01.2026 19:40 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
The kind of energy I want to see more of in 2026
12.01.2026 03:11 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
Rep: Thank you have a great afternoon.
Me: Thanks, you too.
Rep: Thanks, bye bye.
Me: Alright take care.
Rep: You too!
Me: Thank you.
Rep: You’re welcome!
Me: …if we’re to escape this courtesy hell, one of us is going to have to hang up and be forever a dick.
Her: Whisper something dirty in my ear.
Me, who is bad at improv: Yeah girl, you like this, um Jersey Mike’s? Gonna give it to you Mike’s way, all the fixings. You want a pickle with that? You like more phallus added to what was already a phallic shaped jumping off point? Extra phallus, MIKE’S WAY
