@zakkoonce.bsky.social
Write comedy and talk shit. Co-Founder of @auralnauts.bsky.social Currently at https://youtube.com/@zaksgarbage
Maybe being an adult means quit being a passive aggressive little bitch and minding your own business
28.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is the kind of controversy I’m here for.
28.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Buddy can’t cook and thinks everyone just tolerates dryness. Like the time Ben Shapiro’s wife assured him it was not normal for women to have WAP.
27.11.2025 20:18 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I’m more interested in this secret stuffing
25.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yup. That’s why he’s #1
22.11.2025 06:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You must face your fears!
22.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Appreciate you big dawg!
22.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At least he got a hundred bucks out of it!
21.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They are endless!
21.11.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brett’s soul is trying to escape his car prison
21.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New video available on YT. Enjoy the supernatural body horror of TURBO-TEEN, the boy-car fueled by human blood.
21.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1Mallard Scorsese? Dammit. I’m close
20.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Patrons! Get an early look at the body horror shenanigans of Turbo Teen. He has has such sights to show you.
20.11.2025 18:13 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
The only thing a zombie apocalypse would give us is dipshits like this who would downplay the zombie threat and then put their own friends and family in danger by lying about getting bit.
12.11.2025 19:57 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Since I currently believe we are already in hell, Cheney dying forces me to believe in the existence of some kind of mega hell.
04.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0“My bad, I thought you were a game bird” - things no one should ever have a reason to say
04.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today’s the day. We activate Auralnaut Singular
03.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 28 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 3Sorry she’s so sexy not my fault
31.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish we knew each other back then
31.10.2025 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We always talk about big dick energy, but not enough about weird dick energy. Sometimes you see an action that is so inexplicably evil, you can only think “I bet that guy has an exceptionally weird dick”.
31.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I’m safe so far! Or maybe I’m just so long in the tooth as a YouTuber that my brain simply doesn’t detect pedantry anymore.
29.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What a surprisingly delightful AI generated summary of my latest video. Even though computers are incapable of smell, it can still appreciate an entirely odor based bit.
29.10.2025 17:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got a Halloween video for you on Youtube. I tackle the most underrated sense in all of horror: smell.
28.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
Happy Halloween, everyone. Here's some seasonal appropriate nonsense from ya boy.
28.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0The earliest memory I have of thinking “Wow, I am watching something TRULY cursed.”
22.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“OLD enough to remember when teachers didn’t want you using Wikipedia…”
Me over here with Dewey Decimal: alright listen here you little shit
Got some new channel banner art today courtesy of @mvbramley.art
20.10.2025 22:20 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Hand drawn sign reads ACTION ABSORBS ANXIETY
One of the most TRUE signs I have ever seen at a march. Write this down and act upon it, friends.
#NoKings #Manhattan
