Zak Koonce

Ph.D level experts who got into school through connections and generational wealth but graduated with straight Cs

Ain’t I a stinka’

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This trailer is a lot of fun until you realize it only ends one way. With the Red Ranger on his knees yelling “What have I done?!” after his mini gun style turned both friends and foes into red mist.

No it’s an excellent rap! What makes it stupid is that it’s an excellent rap about a dude trying to prove his girlfriend’s innocence in the court of law by jumping around through different dimensions looking for proof of a zombie hand.

Absolutely unhinged botting

Joke’s on real fans. I use sports talk as a gateway to talk about my problems. “You know the problem with the Giants this year is how capitalism and planned obsolescence are ruining my ability to form long term attachments”

I once again bring a bunch of music that fucks too hard to win a contest of silliness

Oh hell yeah

What are some fun accounts you follow here? I joined this site motivated by political outrage, and most of the accounts I follow are a reflection of that. Shit is depressing! I’m in desperate need of some variety.

Real ones stay below 1k. Totally on purpose 😎

Everyday can be that kind of day when you’re unmedicated!

(Sung to Dragula)
Ignore all the dishes and
burn all the bridges and
suffer from executive dys-func-shuuuun

Tron producer: “Mr. Leto would like to know if it’s possible for a program to be…uh…damp.”

Some of the hardest laughs I’ve ever experienced

Guys, I promise some UFC champions don’t send unsolicited dick pics to pop stars. Some of them are barely even involved in drug fueled hit and runs. Please just come to Buffalo Wild Wings with me and be confused as two elite athletes dry hump each other to a split decision.

I hate being an MMA fan

Before he commissioned the song, Seanbaby actually asked for three references from girls I’ve kissed and I guess the ones I paid to lie did a convincing enough job.

It might sound like a stretch, but outside the Internet, you can be a pedantic nerd about geeky shit and girls will still want to kiss you. The real world be complex like that.

Beard SWEAT

Not the Raw Force I expected from the title, but it’s the Raw Force we deserve

Spoiler: they are the principal now.

I miss NYC, but I can’t ignore the fact that I’ve lost about 6lbs of fat since I stopped eating bodega meat for every meal.

“Never chase. Why use up all your energy only to end up having nothing left to close the deal? Just wait. They always come back.” - Me giving tips on fighting bosses in the video game Nightreign that any sane person would mistake for toxic dating advice.

I noticed it and zoomed in on it before I saw this comment. Know that it is highly appreciated

I feel so immature. When I send DMs I just want to play video games or talk about movies. This guy is on some real man shit.

The way IG shuffles around the order of friends you send links to is the most low key powerful analytic on social media.

Join my cult of eggs, chicken tenders and a lil treat every day

The downside of the way my ADHD works is I don’t like being part of the crowd or being told what to do, so cults are a no go. The upside is I only ever want to eat the same shit every day.

I haven’t been certain of this for an amount of time that is way too crazy to say.

To this day my brothers and I will randomly shout “THAT’S A DUCK. THAT’S A DUCK, MAN”