@thevelocipastor.bsky.social
Official account for The VelociPastor, the ninja fighting dinosaur priest movie. The VelociPastor 2 - Coming Soon thevelocipastor.com
Aha finally!
The VelociPastor has been added to UK Prime Video for free!
I know what *I'm* watching tonight ๐
One of the coolest things I have done in my career. Team #Velocipastor are just the kindest, funniest people. Loved every minute of hosting this panel.
12.10.2025 02:53 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks!!!! And luckily the new blu-ray has some special things the previous didn't have ;)
16.10.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Velocipastor 2 trailer is out! Let's go!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6IM...
#Velocipastor #Velocipastor2 #Movie #MovieTrailer
omfg there is going to be a new โVelocipastor,โ and itโs going to riff on Italian horror, cinema is finally back.
15.10.2025 17:56 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Yes, I will happily sit down for more time with the Velocipastor and the Hooker/Doctor/Lawyer.
15.10.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Glad to see my pal Jesse, one of my favorite creative collaborators (We made a few anime mini-documentaries that I'm quite proud of) directing another Velocipastor. Can't wait to watch it.
16.10.2025 00:06 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
I made this handy guide to help illustrate the best way to view The VelociPastor 2 the way @starwars.bsky.social and I envisioned while filming it.
This feature is proudly presented in VelociVisionโข
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16.10.2025 15:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The VelociPastor 2 Trailer is now live.
Weโve been working very hard on this movie.
Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
Oh fu**ing hell!!
We have trailer!!!
sorry this is how you had to find out
15.10.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Very proud to present the official trailer for THE VELOCIPASTOR 2!!!!!
15.10.2025 15:31 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 5
Throwback to the #behindthescenes of our first film, The VelociPastor ๐ฆ
22.02.2025 17:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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The VelociPastor on Freevee: After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime. 5/10, 2019, 1h11m
AI couldn't write this
23.07.2023 22:58 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
The movie poster for a film titled "The Velocipastor" tagline: A man of the claw. The cover features a large structure fire, three ninjas, and a catholic priest with scaly skin and talons.
Found this for 3 bucks at a consignment shop and after having watched it, it is now very important to me.
30.10.2024 03:28 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0hello!
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