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Brian Caron

@acornbrain.bsky.social

Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4 Sometimes I paint: www.briancaron.com

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Forsythia?

09.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's all a waste of time, original is the best in either case.

08.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do elephants even LIKE peanuts? Things get debunked all the time, maybe I missed this one.

08.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure why I was a hoping for a chill Chicago ayatollah who likes the White Sox

08.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 1555    🔁 81    💬 27    📌 3

I mean, would it really be the end of the world right now if it was 4:39 pm instead of 5:39 pm?

08.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

omg, squirrels practically RUN this town haha

08.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's a good cat, she just LOVES LOVES to hunt. Baby bunnies are her favorite.

08.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't feed birds at my house because my cat loves to kill birds (or sometimes just bring them injured but alive into the house) we call her the birdurer

08.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not all haunted dolls are Victorian, but all Victorian dolls are haunted

08.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 98    🔁 34    💬 1    📌 0

Huh. I would have thought it would be crawling with squirrels

08.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who eats the peanuts? Do you have elephants in your backyard

08.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I guess you could also serve them on a bagel haha

08.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Interesting, could serve them on hamburger buns then

08.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Inadvertently"... horseshit

08.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Donning and removing different hoodies taking up most of my time.

08.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Aw crud, I knew I couldn't have been the 1st to make that joke, I even searched first!

08.03.2026 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You would have really freaked me out if you said "I remember that!"

08.03.2026 18:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could be? This was almost 30 years ago. I can't even remember if it was actually my tape, or a coworker's.

08.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*gets the daylight out of the attic*

08.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 26    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

I had this tape once of a radio broadcast (WBUR?) and a few seconds of silence came on and then the DJ chanted in a low voice "dead air dead air", and I still mutter that when there is an unexpected silence.

08.03.2026 15:47 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

You guys I'm enjoying a beer on the porch and it's glorious.

08.03.2026 15:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Go Huskies

08.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The other day I bought myself a universal remote and thought to myself, well, this changes everything.

08.03.2026 10:31 — 👍 38    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

I sprang diagonally and only set the clock ahead 30 minutes.

08.03.2026 13:32 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Stirring the pot

08.03.2026 13:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I sprang ahead and threw out my back.

08.03.2026 11:49 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Let's just agree to disagree before someone regrets saying something

08.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Would be nice if Cable was not in this picture but otherwise awesome

08.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh yes, this town is Bird City

07.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Macaroni and cheese

07.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0