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Brian Caron

@acornbrain.bsky.social

Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless dad typing dad jokes into my dad phone. Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4 Sometimes I paint: www.briancaron.com

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I can't believe this is working

10.08.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please share this post

10.08.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

This album was dubbed onto cassette tape for me by an old dear friend and almost single handedly got me through what was a particularly depressing summer

10.08.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just listen to the whole album and thank me later

10.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
She Wanted to Leave Ween Β· The Mollusk Β· Song Β· 1997

Unsolicited music share:
open.spotify.com/track/5qzcQm...

10.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

These people are assholes with zero taste and zero talent

10.08.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A cavalcade of Skarsgards

10.08.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My conspiracy theory is that button isn't even connected to anything.

10.08.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if my wife or kids tell a shitty joke, they still call it a "dad" joke, I'm like wtf

10.08.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rayon could be a cool name for a boy

09.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're very kind, thank you. I don't paint as much as I used to but I promise to share the next one.

09.08.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.

08.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fck no, let him whine about it forever

08.08.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they?

08.08.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Commence weekending!

08.08.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, what are we talking about?

08.08.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Defend your culture? Wtf

06.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So shocking that a 78 year old man who only first heard the word 'groceries' in 2024 doesn't know what the heck he's talking about.

03.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of those whaddya call 'em -- days.

03.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

doing schtick, as a bit

03.08.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Schumer should step down if for no other reason than to communicate that D's are listening and willing to change

03.08.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I have impossibly high hopes for the next administration's DOJ

03.08.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STUDY:
Decaf Coffee Not Good

03.08.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The music they are piping into this hotel lobby is annoying, unnecessarily bright and a little hungover.

03.08.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Advertise your account with a gif

03.08.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge

02.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks a little drafty, but I am impressed he knows how to use painters tape

02.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not. Soon. Enough.

02.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm back by unpopular demand

02.08.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Container? I barely know 'er!

02.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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