@acornbrain.bsky.social
Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4 Sometimes I paint: www.briancaron.com
"ugh YOU again?!?"
08.11.2025 16:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy shit
08.11.2025 16:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't stand the guy, but one of the main reasons he won the R primary in '16 is because he was the only one (I think) that came right out and said Iraq war was a stupid idea.
08.11.2025 14:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Still from Seinfeld where George asks Jerry "Who cares about eyebrows?" and Jerry shrugs
08.11.2025 14:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I tend to agree. But he will be the next speaker. Maybe he'll shape up by then
07.11.2025 16:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Didn't you hear? Sandwich Guy was acquitted!
06.11.2025 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New York voice:
Ooo, we got a regular John Paul StarTrek over here
Guys, my hope from Tuesday seems to be fading. There's a hole in the bottom of my hope pocket.
06.11.2025 22:36 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
02.11.2025 22:48 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Headline reads 'louvre heist carried out by petty criminals, prosecutor says'
It's petit, actually
02.11.2025 16:36 β π 353 π 75 π¬ 11 π 3"Thirteen guns a'blazing" was wisely cut from the popular Christmas carol.
02.11.2025 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, I'LL probably still get on, but still
02.11.2025 16:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If we have to evacuate the Earth, they better not just let all the Aarons on first cuz that's not really fair.
02.11.2025 15:56 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Mf listening to 'yacht rock' dude doesn't even own a boat
02.11.2025 15:48 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt worry this skeet will seem much funnier an hour from now
02.11.2025 12:59 β π 34 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Are you supposed to recycle the little plastic caps from bottles, or are they too small? Does anyone offer Wee-cycling?
06.12.2024 12:13 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0one time at my kidβs day care they did a trunk or treat and one of the families dressed up as bobβs burgers and handed out sliders instead of candy and idk how to make this punchy but itβs one of the best things thatβs ever happened to me
31.10.2025 13:08 β π 114 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0I had two dogs like this growing up. They were fine and behaved if you let them outside one at a time, but if you ever accidentally let them out at the same time, they would immediately book it to the swamp down the street and come home covered in mud.
02.11.2025 12:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, Toronto still had the lead when I went to bed, this is somebody else's fault.
02.11.2025 12:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, I fell back and now I can't get up.
02.11.2025 11:43 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Lucky. We just got &'s.
01.11.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Artists! Quote with your night art π
01.11.2025 21:17 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0hey bub, why donβt you make like a tree and grow deep, stable roots thatβll nourish and sustain you for years to come
01.11.2025 18:55 β π 559 π 155 π¬ 8 π 2It's purge-adjacent
01.11.2025 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm trying here
01.11.2025 19:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But I don't wanna be disliked
01.11.2025 19:41 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
