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@beakmoo.bsky.social

Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.

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yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

02.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 2910    🔁 587    💬 63    📌 22
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This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

02.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 1864    🔁 294    💬 66    📌 34

Finally finished watching all five series of Stranger Things. Have to get used to Other Telly now.

02.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or Murphy. He'd have a little jacket.

02.03.2026 12:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I called someone's little pug dog a potato once and they weren't amused at all. In my defence it looked exactly like a potato on a string.

02.03.2026 12:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You don't have to take any notice of that foolishness, I never do.

02.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well done our Edna.

02.03.2026 12:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Strands #729
“Home office alternative”
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02.03.2026 10:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then you must be very offended. 😉

02.03.2026 10:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NYT Strands just a bunch of barely related words today. They think we're mind readers.

02.03.2026 10:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

More cow bell.

02.03.2026 09:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Other, more fortunate children had fairies at the bottom of their gardens, little Myfanwy just had Sir Derek Jacobi. #GirlsOwnCC

01.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

My cat is too stupid to get the idea.

01.03.2026 17:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Proper gangsta.

01.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trying to explain to a husband why there's cat food on his nice clean floor.

01.03.2026 14:28 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Trying to explain to another cat that his mother no longer bends in the middle without screaming, at least not till she sees the osteopath. If he wants any food it'll have to be dropped from a height of about three feet.

01.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

@yanny.bsky.social happy birthday 🎂

01.03.2026 13:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She is now on my lap.

01.03.2026 11:55 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Trying to explain to a cat that following a freak accident I no longer have a lap for her to sit on. Not sure if she's buying it.

01.03.2026 11:31 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Wordle 1,716 3/6

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01.03.2026 08:29 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Up at 7.30 on a Sunday? With my reputation?

01.03.2026 08:25 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"May have" doing some heavy lifting there!

28.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's more a stage microphone cat than a kitler.

28.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If only you hadn't had him made him into an armchair.

28.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
White cat with black Kitler markings. Somehow still looks sweet. Because she is.

White cat with black Kitler markings. Somehow still looks sweet. Because she is.

I love this cat, but we can't let her out in case she invades Poland. #CatsOfBluesky

28.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 62    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

How on earth did I manage to place with an incorrect hashtag?

28.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I know, I shouldn't sit on the fence.

28.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I rather liked it up to now, but this episode takes the fucking cake.

28.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Episode 8 of #StarfleetAcademy might be one of the worst pieces of television I have ever seen. Hideously sentimental, cliched hogwash. Made me feel physically ill.

28.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yes! I quite frequently don't understand emojis and gifs. Husband just never understands emojis at all.

28.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0