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Thats what I thought. I did one basket of crap today, tomorrow I'll do a drawer or something.

It's lovely that you care about Ireland's constitution, but really haven't you got enough to worry about in your own poor beleaguered country?

Never!

Oh! I am such an eejit.

@craftycow.bsky.social I have a cold. I wonder who could have given me that? 🤔

*hugs*

Are you in pain? 😕

I most certainly do not.

Never heard of anyone else on this list. I suspect it's a bad thing.

#TheArchers Make a black person the person of interest, great idea Mick. 🙄

Feck knows.

The fuck is a "Lourve of Bluesky followers"? Because apparently that's what I am. No idea if I should be insulted.

He's about to yell "Stella!"

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a member of bluesky saying "Yeh" in response to the above post, with a journalist responding asking to get their exact quote over the thread in which the bluesky member responds with "what" and the journalist then rephrasing the question only for the bluesky member to delete the entire thread

I do find it hilarious how they immediately backtracked after this and deleted the comment

Mine would be terrified of that.

That hilarious American bloke calling us all Anglos is about the only thing keeping me sane today. That and the cats.

First thing I did.

Answered an unknown call in case it was Ocado delivering early, said hello and just got an evil-sounding recorded voice saying "goodbye" in a tone that might be used by a supervillain as they fling you into a pit of vipers. Bit unnerved now. Never answering my phone again.

It's what to do with things that gets me. Sending things to landfill hurts but that's all it's fit for.

Trying to have a throwing things away day. It's not easy. They say it helps to remember that you're going to die and leave it all for someone else to do, but that just makes me want to curl up in a foetal position.

The replies to this...😄

I see only one dumb fuck here and they aren't in Europe.

He was only called that by his intimate circle.

We crawled out of the ocean for this.

My brain is not my friend today, for some reason.

imagine the kind of person you'd have to be to ride a cat. motivated, yet patient. intuitive. strong. no more than eight inches tall.

Bloody hell, she does too.

*innocent face*

Who are you again? 😁