Avian Face-Tool 🦡

This was the real sign that we were already in the handbasket and moving with a purpose.

Packet of Ueshima coffee.

It always pops into my head when I buy my favourite coffee. Which is nice, because I love it.

Yoshimi by the Flaming Lips.

It does sound ideal.

Anglesey?

Does that mean we like soap?

Sanderstead darling.

I had to give up. Couldn't follow the plot, couldn't stand that ditzy one with the red hair, couldn't be doing with all the relationship nonsense.

Off to Waitrose with my gift cards. Last time I was there I saw an elderly woman at the tills buying just two items, quails eggs and champagne. For some reason this amused me enormously.

It's not a must-watch, but it's ok. A bit "hugging and learning" for my tastes, but nothing like as bad as Discovery.

My Wilf adores a nightly belly rub. Only when he wants one mind, which is as it should be.

That's what I told him.

I'll have a look when I've woken up. Ta.

I bet she was thrilled.

It's great. Have you been watching Starfleet Academy?

Is this wise?

Which series was this? I don't recall it.

An inadvisable thing to attempt.

Yes. All non-marsupial mammals have them.

*salutes you*

All mammals do. Except marsupials.

Placental mammals only. Marsupials don't have them.

Having said this, he also won two £50 Waitrose gift cards last month for being extra super clever at work, so I have no complaints. 😁

I told him this. He had supplementary questions. 😆

Trouble is, I kind of am.

I had to explain to him that all placental mammals have one. He wanted to know how they deal with the cord. For an intelligent man he can be quite an eejit. Just as well he's handsome.

Jesus fucking christ.

Husband suddenly asking me if cats have belly buttons. It's quarter to eleven man, go to bed.

Does The Hague have some sort of War Crimes tip line? I'm seeing war crimes committed on a daily basis and nobody ever seems to get arrested. I'm not normally a grass but enough's enough.

You could have found a cure for cancer, but no.