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04.03.2026 23:57 β π 666 π 86 π¬ 42 π 2@lettucewrangler.bsky.social
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04.03.2026 23:57 β π 666 π 86 π¬ 42 π 2Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words
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It's funny. He does give good interviews. Mostly, he talks to science authors, and if they know their stuff, he's great at helping them communicate their ideas.
He's basically a gatekeeper.
I mean that in the best possible way.
Coke has the benefit of being less addictive
05.03.2026 02:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter. https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/
Grok being wrong: The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from themβor any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!
Wrong again, dumbass
05.03.2026 02:32 β π 2800 π 173 π¬ 58 π 8Gallego is such a coward
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Having Jim Messina at your event is basically admitting your event is about selling out to conservatives, corporations, and billionaires.
How can we trust he cares about our future? His history suggests he cares about himself, he'l do almost anything to make money. Here's a list... 1/
Cheap asses won't even spring for cocaine
05.03.2026 02:47 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
it doesnβt take a whole lot to recognize that this is a vote thatβs going to be hung around your neck for the rest of your careers
you can just not do it, itβs pretty easy actually
I used to grow mojo, but Johnny's stopped carrying it.
I am trying to find something like that
I have their numex chili in there
05.03.2026 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can see how you built such a vast following
05.03.2026 01:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.
23.09.2025 20:58 β π 3046 π 476 π¬ 22 π 25hello it is wife wednesday
04.03.2026 12:58 β π 97 π 11 π¬ 7 π 0They get to see your passwords etc
05.03.2026 00:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/drew...
04.03.2026 23:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My granddad had the same job I have
04.03.2026 23:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He looks like he is about to give them a lecture
04.03.2026 23:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0built an ikea file cabinet without a single mistake or need to backtrack. launching my exploratory PAC to run for president tomorrow
04.03.2026 20:11 β π 192 π 5 π¬ 8 π 1okay, i hear your concerns, and what if instead we spent the money on The Best Infrastructure Week Ever
04.03.2026 20:32 β π 36 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0This would work if they liked winning
04.03.2026 20:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These are bots, right?
04.03.2026 18:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Cari just asked "I wonder if they make a children's book version of the Lord of The Rings" and I said "Yeah it's called The Hobbit".
Instant slam dunk. Wife: defeated. Baby: educated. Dog: bamboozled.
The Trump administration putting the screws to their most consistent racist voters in the northeast, The White Men of Boston, just before the midterms seems like a bad plan
04.03.2026 16:51 β π 681 π 73 π¬ 22 π 2Octopus sandwich
Scran fhtagn
04.03.2026 17:10 β π 122 π 13 π¬ 18 π 11
With the number of plants I do, it makes more sense to do it this way.
Especially since I started doing grafted tomatoes.
When they germinate, it looks like this.
Obviously, they cannot grow on at that density. This is the stage where each plant is carefully plucked out of this open flat and transplated into a large cell.
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Finally, you can live your dream of broadcasting a FPPOV view of yourself peeing to some poor SOB in a warehouse in Angola.
He will use it to train an AI to produce art that cannot be copywritten
I voted in Dallas County today. The texas.gov site wouldn't tell me where to go, so I went to where I voted in the '24 presidential election. They said I was at the wrong place, and gave me the address I needed to go to. That place then informed me I had to go somewhere else.
04.03.2026 01:02 β π 2917 π 1287 π¬ 367 π 122Markwayne gonma Markwayne
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