Ohio Todd

Cold comfort but he’s definitely lighting up everyone who sold him on this attack right now

They have nukes and they don't have oil.
That's 0/2

As always, fuck you Ticketmaster

Fuck yeah, I can finally go into my local bar and order a nice warm glass of raw camel milk without having to feel weird about it

Shut.
Up.

If Iran had nuclear weapons, we wouldn't be attacking them

They... aren't great as teenagers

it's 2026 and the cool S is still not in unicode

The linda zietriech cookbook tho

a very disorganized wall of cookbooks

this is not a super duper good system of organization i'll be the first to admit

Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN ••• I hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, Rashida and I don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self, Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace • 6h My heart goes out to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib tonight. Sending them thoughts and prayers.

Make responding like this the new standard for opposition to conservatives please

thought this was gonna be *real* bad but no it's shoplifting. god bless em both.

Marine Staff Sgt. Donald May Jr. was killed when the tank he was riding in fell into the Euphrates River.

@ilhanMN Ilhan Omar: i hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, rashida and i don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. i pray in (t)his moly month you find peace and respect for your self, Rep Omar is quote tweeting nancy mace, who posted a photo of ayatollah khamenei and 'my heart goes out to ilhan omar and rashida tlaib tonight. sending them thoughts and prayers'.

bodied. ethered. sent to outer space.

A sticker of my neighbors business, central coast plumbing and mechanical, with a plumber surfing on a wrench

My new neighbor and I have this funny “office space” type relationship where he will hear me swear about something and like knock on the wall and go YOU OK BUDDY?

Anyway he calls himself the Surfin Plumber and I’m just promoting his business right quick

A little blown away by Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie. It includes a scene about 2/3 of the way of the movie where I laughed for 45 straight seconds while everyone else in the theatre was dead silent with their hands over their mouths. Ends with a lot of heart. Good movie.

shockingly people are capable of simultaneously,

1. Hating their government

2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more

Incredible. Kalshi is not paying out "Khamenei out of power by [date]" contracts because he died.

The Norman Rockwell painting meme of that guy standing up like "oooh, look at me, I have 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴; blah blah blah"

I have sciatica, so I have to periodically stand up to stretch my muscles. It's not always an expression of my personal beliefs.

how everything feels

Ms. Wilkins, the daughter of a financial specialist in the aerospace industry (her mother) and a global consumer products executive for Gillette (her father), had lived in London and Switzerland, and for a time attended elementary school at Collège du Léman in Geneva. She is originally from the Boston suburb of Weymouth, but likes to emphasize her time living in Arkansas. "There are just some things the limousine liberal will never understand from the coasts," she recently wrote.

Kash Patel’s girlfriend is exactly the sort of country singer you’d think she’d be. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

riding an incredible high after teaching myself basic Linux console commands to recover a failed external hard disk, true dork hours

This cannot stand. Surely?

Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death The capital city is Finnish’ed with car-related fatalities.

“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas and city center in 2021.”

We didn't need to do world war 2.
World War 1 pretty much had everything you want in a war.
We really don't need a World War 3

you've had 40+ years to develop the critical thinking skills and empathy to not have this stupid opinion and look at how badly you fucked it up

U.S. Strikes in Middle East Use Anthropic, Hours After Trump Ban Within hours of declaring that the federal government will end its use of artificial-intelligence tools made by tech company Anthropic, President Trump launched a major air attack in Iran with the hel...

Much of Claude’s training data likely includes older sources that list him as President of Iran. 😬

www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

A true poster

I don't think a parade would be going overboard