Rosie on a Rock 🌴

Oh sure. Because crossing the Darien Gap by foot is quite a bit easier when you’ve got livestock with you. JFC.

Operation Southern Spear
Operation Rough Rider
Operation Midnight Hammer

What is DUI Secretary Pete Hegseth trying to tell us?

Such interesting names for military operations, don’t you think?

Don’t ask, don’t tell vibes…

They're not speaking to you (or any of us). They are grooming the next generation of angry young white males and making them feel seen and heard. If you haven't watched Adolescence yet on Netflix, I recommend you do.

She is universally loathed, though. Won’t she torpedo any ticket she’s on?

I'm a nobody, and I got a 24-hour ban a few days ago for a comment I made over a month ago. Yes, my comment was made in frustration (and out of character for me), but having the effin' US military go into an unjustified war in your backyard can do that to a girl.

HOLY SH*T this ad doesn’t pull any punches!

And we're here for it. Because if you are protecting pedophiles, you’ve got it coming.

Share. This. Everywhere. And follow the ad's creator, @_joejacobson_!

#ReleaseTheFiles

They are also all brunettes. Not his type.

I was looking through the comments for the first couch joke. Thank you !

Serious question. Who actually wants to read this guy's memoir? Does every politician and judge/justice just get a book publishing contract these days as part of their office perk package?

Pure Blues Brothers vibes from the pope back in the day!

Why is she even relevant anymore? If we all ignore her, will this reincarnation of her finally go away?

The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:

No cross today? She must have been afraid it would burst into flames after each lie she tells.

I thought the same. Her job is taking its toll, definitely.

Remember when we had a president who cared about others and not just himself? I do, and I miss it.

Same! Except I went ahead and adopted 4 cats and 2 dogs. Our home now has the "AD-inspired/animal daycare" theme going.

For now. For now.

Don’t worry. It will be ready in about two weeks. So, never.

This looks like somebody had some shiny gold peel-n-stick decoration sheets and didn't want any to go to waste.

Isn't she already spoken for?

Only in his mind. 🤣

If you intend to win any elections going forward it is time to replace Schumer. He either approved the deal tonight and let those not running for reelection fall on their swords or he couldn’t control his caucus. Either way he and his caucus failed us

Yeah, that seems unlikely. Bummer.

There has to be a way to override the speaker when they act this way.

Waiting for the insurance lawyer to be thrown under the bus by DOJ.

These are the eyes of an aging woman. No amount of filler or botox can erase that.

"Depreciating trophy wife"

I LOVE that.

Less than zero, actually.

RIP