Alexandra

claw machine game but with onions

hell yeah i’m a gamer

Three tiny pumpkins with dot eyes.

I like giving them little eyes ❤️

join me in the joys of dissecting pants to make other pants cooler

Dark grey jeans lying on the floor with cut outs of sparkles/stars made of a similar color denim arranged on top of it

makin 🅱️ants

wow jamiroquai was right the future IS made of virtual insanity. neat.

Whiteboard with #gaming #swag #money

stopped by the office to pick up some things and see what the team had been up to

an elite team of coconut crabs was sent to eat Amelia Earhart

6 hands pointing down at a decal on the floor that says #GamersWorld

Trans rights are human rights.

keep posting through it—99% of people stop posting right before they finally make the gamers understand. Surely you will not regret posting through it

screenshot of a tumblr text post that reads: unlike most people I don’t give into mindless consumerism (sees cute stuffed animal advertised online) Oooooh I’d like to have it with me every second of the day.

A simple, small soft brown plush salamander keychain with a funny open mouthed expression and little arms raised upwards

certified Little Guy

bug karaoke

Happy National Eat A Bug Day! Make sure you guys find a yummy bug to eat today! Just one though, please save enough bugs for everyone else! Have fun out there!

being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???

Taking my private chauffeur (bus that is empty) to my dinner reservations (chicken nuggets at a game store)

A black and purple mole mascot stands in front of a big red torii gate.

Moguharu, a massive mole, is the mascot for Akagi Shrine in Kagurazaka, Tokyo.

HAHA

Umamusume, train race horses who were reincarnated as anime girls. Think of it like being a coach at a specialized track and field school

also they are idols

gif of gold ship from umamusume pretty derby dancing

come play horsies with everyone instead

A “when the function got [blank]” meme edited to say “when the greenhouse got welwitschia” with added images of specimens of the welwitschia mirabilis plant

WELWITSCHIA!!!!!!👏👏👏

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

If I’m dressed as a little sailor boy in PEAK I have the mandate of heaven for all the big lollipops

Maybe if we sell enough copies Bing Bong can convince his wife not to file the divorce papers

A green duck puppet speaks into a megaphone next to a blue-haired puppet in a safety vest. Caption reads: “Attention, freaks. It’s me.”

this is what Posting feels like

the people at this petsmart are mad about my close personal bond with the reptiles. "ma'am we're getting complaints" "ma'am we're going to have to ask you to leave" it sounds like somebody is peanut butter and jealous

they sit in the realm of “just aight” to me, problem is they tend to come in like two distinct pieces vs the lid being attached in some way and because of that feel less secure imo. They don’t really solve for the “premium” design feel I think is lacking in the overall market

we have the technology!!!! Yet we suffer and we suffer!!!!!

no I do not want an unsanded 3d print, “””vegan””” leather marketed as premium, or an over-rendered promo art slapped haphazardly on a regular plastic case.