Dom G 🦜💖

What do vampires do when the sun burns out? Is a beautiful eternal winter situation to be celebrated, or an untold horror because there's nothing more to feed on?

Yes, I tried googling. Fucking nothing.

This is a weird ask, but is there a 2000s version of Freaks and Geeks?

No, not "here's a list of Judd Apatow creations." I mean, literally, as if the exact setting and premise was transposed into the early (or mid] 2000s.

While I'm asking for that unicorn, with "Lindsey" character as a guy?

Oh you mean post-scarcity

Idk, not necessarily commodities/buying stuff.

Think of how much is based around fanfic/art. Not a cent involved.

Oooh those are great examples.

Lol i immediately went into contrarian mode of "what is a fandom"? "What is a fan?"

And oh that was big stupid

We all consume media in SOME form, you know?

I mean, that's literally everyone.

Don't lie and say you don't. It's literally impossible not to. You'd have to write all your own stories

I'm sorry, but no. I have to disagree hard here. Even "working through my shit" (god i fucking hate how that's been used against me to say "you're to much, fuck off"), having a creative outlet is fucking crucial.

Well that's just being depressed

And no judgment if you wanna go full fictosexual. As long as you're not tossing away existing IRL relationships, go for it

Also also, where is the line drawn at Fandom Brain?

Are we talking full on "married to character of choice on the astral plane" territory, or literally anyone and everyone who happens to be a fan?

Wait, like HP specifically or ALL fandoms?

Like...each other?

Omg the most well behaved birb ever (and I'm counting myself as birb here)

Munster! (Lol side by side)

I'm sorry but all the "Animorphs exists" suggestions completely miss the point.

It's not just about "this author isn't a bigot." It's "what if IRL but magic, but without bigot"

Also if you MUST do the "read another book" thing...

There are books and media generally that hit in the same way.

Worst Witch, Sabrina the Teenage Witch (there WERE books tbf). Also, for straight up TV alone, there's Charmed.

Nooo nothing to be sorry for 🥹💜

My sister gave me a Bluesky invite in July 2023. I stayed forever.

I mean. A lot of this is also just personal preference. I like toppings. To me, toppings are better than no toppings.

Vanilla makes sense as a default though. I mean, it's obviously not FLAVORLESS.

But it's like, THE base flavor for sundaes and ice cream with stuff in it.

I used to be all "ew vomitrocious" about grapefruit juice...then discovered Polar grapefruit dry.

It's like orangina, but grapefruit.

Nothing's dad rock if you're hot and childfree.

Aww I'm sure the lil guys missed you and are very happy you're back 🥹💜

Richard Dawkins, Bill Maher et al. are certainly not helping the "professional atheist" career trajectory

Only space, religion bad, and other reddit atheist edgelord fare.

You'd think a man with the ultimate r/iamverysmart energy would be able to understand metaphor and figurative language, but nah

It's okay, I went to NYC just for the Quaker parrot tour.

I'm not exaggerating. I'm that much of a birb brain

Zim himself deserves all the merch Gir has. I'll shut up now (lol no i won't)