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22.01.2026 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Im so sorry <3 I hope things get better.
16.01.2026 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maid-Knight here for DUTY!
16.01.2026 18:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I got bored with some new make up.
22.12.2025 20:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
London is the city of starved trees clawing towards an open sky.
I can't help but feel the plants mimic the average person living in London.
Do I get your still beating heart to put in a jar when you fall to tummy hurts?
26.11.2025 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Silly woman, I understand the urge to see unspeakable horrors tho.
26.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Alright, chat. What do you do if a woman wants to put a dog collar on you?
Do you just...bark? I don't know, this doesn't happen to me.
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11.10.2025 09:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not looking forward to work. Not for the 12:30 minute shift, but because the person I'm working with is known for being transphobic/homophobic and holds a grudge against me.
Yay. I will keep the Internet posted.
Hopelessly romantic. The both of us.
03.10.2025 06:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Any updates on Act 4 or 5?
26.09.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Giftee gets to watch on the built-in camera/microphone as the other one opens their little prize and does a happy dance when they finally win that LEGO set they wanted.
If you feel spicy, mix punishments (Candy laced with hot sauce) in as well; make it the real Dark Souls of treat systems.
New idea:
Work from home partner paired a smart feeding station for a pet that's filled with small plastic balls containing small portions of snacks, affirmations and "gifts" that they get when their partner activates the feeding station, dispensing a "Reward ball".
Must be They/Them hours because it's time for Mey/Hem.
01.08.2025 02:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If your side piece runs out of ammo, use your melee weapon (strap on).
28.07.2025 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah shit you okay?
26.07.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Work is tiring. But only physically. My brain needs to dome scroll until it feels validated.
Why am I like this?
Ngl I wanna do this on Tumblr and pull a full creative writing essay into this shit with lore
08.07.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Young. Angry. Woman. These are three things I am. Let's show them what we are made of.
12.06.2025 09:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe >.< Idk how I'd break that though.
02.06.2025 06:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wanna cum from anal. I wanna cum from just anal. It's so frustrating that I get so close but nothing happens. Why does my body hate me.
01.06.2025 22:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sometimes that tip has gotta pop out. (Please ignore the shakey cam. I'd just cum so hard)
30.05.2025 01:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My shitty sky light has been covered up. And is now much, much cooler. (It's far more central irl)
28.05.2025 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2512 reporting for duty!
23.05.2025 21:56 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I'm laying in a cute woman's bed and I'm a little eepy but my brain can't get over how cute she is and how soft her lips are. Her body is so shapely.
She is a tall glass of cold water and I wish to drown in her.
So I did some art. I kinda like it for once.
17.05.2025 11:07 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I sure hope no hot women clicker train me while being railed.
17.05.2025 07:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
