de la luna

not me liking his tweet and then him texting me

crashing OUT bc i could be getting guest list rn in miami for mmw 💔💔💔💔

story of my life

how am i supposed to go back to work tomorrow and act normal when me and my work crush now follow each other on ig

maybe that 34 year old man from miami will save me

the love of your life isn’t behind the booth, he’s on the dance floor

if i asked for guest list i wouldn’t have met this guy on the dance floor

i was too scared to ask for guest list and now i’m scared of meeting the burners, like imagine they’re not cute

i just have to close this deal (ask him for guest list)

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don’t babygirl or boo me bc this will be me when i see you pooks

i thought asking for guest list was crazy but saying i’m off 3 beans come play is diabolical

i can’t believe i helped him pick chairs for his dinning room and now he won’t text back (i ghosted him)

rule number one, never trust a dread head

i’m mutuals on twitter with his favorite dj, i won

a ten year age gap doesn’t sound too bad

if i don’t marry this man idk who i will marry #needthat #plotting

bro saw my tweets and texted me to gts 😒😒 go parent your kid not me

so was that a hard launch or no????

NEED that fine ass oomf from miami that works at space

it’s so funny seeing men crashing out on the TL

i think we’re on the right track

talking to a burner is funny af bc what do you mean i’ll see you at chaste chicago but i don’t even know what you look like ????

i be like homie i want your friend and whole time it’s cole bennett

as a man why are you posting espresso martinis. those are for girls!

i want to love an asian mexicanly

chat i’m cooked. he does have a son and he’s grown😭😭

i miss him (he’s in china)

should i send this to my work crush that’s a doctor

i was thinking about how i was going to text him and he just texted me. we connect telepathically