Sydney

Yeah guys there is a woke mind virus it’s believing chobani yogurt is tasty. Its entire taste tells my brain “this is rotten poison” and yet it is weighing down 62 shelves at the grocery store taking up valuable refrigerated cinnamon roll space. #politics

I hate when I’m grumpy and it makes other people grumpy too. Like damn absorb one psychic blast don’t be a wuss let me have this.

As a black bald woman thanks Naughty Dog. You had good intentions but now I have to listen to worm men scream on the internet about how ugly someone who looks like me is ❤️❤️❤️ #gameoftheyearawards

My main takeaway from the second viewing of Wicked in theaters is I’m increasingly concerned that the American public cannot hold their pee for longer than 20 minutes.

And I am really into video games actually so because balatro didn’t win GOTY I’m retreating into the woods to turn to stone because humankind has nothing for me

Go to bed there is no amount of exotic chemical cocktail nor effort and denial that can fix your obligation to yourself, for absconsion from sleep makes an illusion of wake where a mind becomes so impotent it cannot tell it has violated the designs of God and science

Working with a group of 5 other cars to bully a slow car out of the left lane is the closest I’ve ever felt to the euphoria of teamwork.

This is not the first time Pennsylvania has made me question my faith in humanity and I doubt it will be my last.

Hey next time you’re puking and sad about it remember: some animals can’t puke and so they just get a tummy ache and handle it by dying.

Jonathon Swift is one of my heroes which is weird to try to explain to people

Face

A visionary. An icon. A voice of our generation some would call me. How lucky you all are to witness a being of pure taste. #applemusicreplay

Hey guys workshopping my new podcast idea it’s just two horses in a field on mics but one of them is a democrat and the other is a republican thoughts #horse

Me: I’m not smart, confident, independent, or pretty

Horse: I don’t speak English I’m going to break both of your legs

Horse poem 3:
The gentle nuzzle
Of horse muzzle
On hand
Then you remember
How many teeth they have
(a lot)

Kendrick’s unbridled hate inspires me to go harder at everything.

Horse poem number 2:
Do you see
The distance to that
Jump
I don’t
Oh no
My spleen

Thank you

Actually this is the place where I will finally post all my horse poems *clears throat*:
Hooves
Clip clop
How dry is that poop
700 vet fee

Thank you

I hate it here LOL

I want it to be known I am here against my will. Anyway horses.