I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)
02.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 2778 🔁 409 💬 39 📌 20I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)
02.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 2778 🔁 409 💬 39 📌 20How I feel when I make my diy trail mix
02.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I learned my lesson to not eat before I hit the gym so hopefully I'm in the same boat 😩
02.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0~Guess who just learned they have exercise induced gerd~ 🙃
02.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
"Rude (Account)" label on bluesky
Turns out this dogshit website labeled a bunch of accounts I like as "Rude (Account)", which hides them from me by default?? I *intentionally* followed these people!! Bluesky you are not my mother. I will never love you
02.03.2026 21:59 — 👍 97 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1FYI: Portland
02.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 62 🔁 48 💬 9 📌 11be bad at your new hobby who cares
01.03.2026 19:09 — 👍 399 🔁 127 💬 2 📌 1
He should have been killed by us.
May every dictator die at the hands of those they oppress.
01.03.2026 06:43 — 👍 320 🔁 66 💬 2 📌 2turned off the news to watch Eraserhead (1977) with @thotchev.bsky.social! it's fucking weird!
01.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."
28.02.2026 16:21 — 👍 10373 🔁 3288 💬 14 📌 14omg congrats!!!
28.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
we cannot be saved by the men digging graves.
No war with Iran.
ok do ours next do ours next
28.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
28.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 18413 🔁 7875 💬 41 📌 115It's such zionist brainrot, and also curious how those posts always misspell "antisemetic"
28.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once again asking for vocals from the T-Pain cover of War Pigs layered over the original Black Sabbath instrumentals
28.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"preemptive strike" is bullshit language to justify an aggressive act of war. Fuck Israel, fuck the US
28.02.2026 07:45 — 👍 308 🔁 66 💬 7 📌 1Shut the fuck up you craven ghoul 2026 challenge
28.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Be the actionable threat you want to see in the world
28.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0What do we do
28.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0God that's nearly double the number I saw when I woke up like an hour ago
28.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 197 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 0You are defending the murder of children. You are the perfect disingenuous, paternalistic example of why America is so justly hated. May every moment of the rest of your life be abject suffering.
28.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 98 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’
28.02.2026 08:33 — 👍 6844 🔁 1872 💬 9 📌 21no war no borders no cops no prisons no to all of this shit
28.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 2838 🔁 757 💬 9 📌 9I need the plants to calm down. This is fake spring. Not real spring
28.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have never seen a John Waters movie. Which one should I watch first? I assume either Pink Flamingos or Female Trouble
27.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0I've seen people fully sloshed at baby showers lol
26.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0