No Fucking War

with UBI we can have a flock of really angry looking goth girls sit around in town and glare at passersby

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

WHAT

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

I pointed out how scary those women were looking to two different older women and they didn't clock how many bones they had visible because decades of diet culture brain poisoning made them go "oh wow they look great"

I discovered a costco burrito bowl in the fridge so I think I will survive 🙏

good news: the sickness has left me

bad news: I only ate a handful of strawberries and a protein shake yesterday so my energy stores to make food have been depleted

Now I'm too weak to go outside and see the eclipse 😭

“Do not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

How am I supposed to doom scroll about Armageddon when I keep having to take breaks to throw up >[

I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)

How I feel when I make my diy trail mix

I learned my lesson to not eat before I hit the gym so hopefully I'm in the same boat 😩

~Guess who just learned they have exercise induced gerd~ 🙃

"Rude (Account)" label on bluesky

Turns out this dogshit website labeled a bunch of accounts I like as "Rude (Account)", which hides them from me by default?? I *intentionally* followed these people!! Bluesky you are not my mother. I will never love you

FYI: Portland

be bad at your new hobby who cares

He should have been killed by us.

May every dictator die at the hands of those they oppress.

turned off the news to watch Eraserhead (1977) with @thotchev.bsky.social! it's fucking weird!

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

omg congrats!!!

we cannot be saved by the men digging graves.

No war with Iran.

ok do ours next do ours next

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

It's such zionist brainrot, and also curious how those posts always misspell "antisemetic"

Once again asking for vocals from the T-Pain cover of War Pigs layered over the original Black Sabbath instrumentals

"preemptive strike" is bullshit language to justify an aggressive act of war. Fuck Israel, fuck the US

Shut the fuck up you craven ghoul 2026 challenge