Rat Queen

Only those who listen closely can hear the quiet incidents, but the whole world can hear the final one; that’s the one people think is the inciting incident.

People think that, because a war is loud, its inciting incident must be loud too. This is not true. First of all, there isn’t a single incident, there are many and they stack on top of each other. Secondly, all of these incidents, save the last one, are nearly silent.

Nothing saps my will to live like humanity does.

Sometimes I’m really tempted to wipe out humanity.

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Why isn anyone declaring war on BB?

TBH, the concept of a children’s library seems oxymoronic to me. Library = quiet and children = loud. How are the two compatible?

The Elephant is nearly 80 years old and in less than perfect health. Maybe he’ll die before his time is done. And maybe something will happen to the other Elephant.

Humans deserve to be wiped out.

I really, really hate children.

I can really say whatever unhinged bullshit I want on this account, can’t I?

It should be illegal for people with low IQs to talk.

So it’s been a week, and so far no one has expressed any negative feelings about this post. Very interesting.

The one good thing about this account not getting any attention is that I can post my most unhinged thoughts and hottest takes without getting in trouble. Ex: I think all cis het white neurotypical christian men from the southern half of this country ("U"SA) should be put to death.

We should just bomb BB.

It should be illegal for humans to make noise.

I have just learned that Antinatalism is a real thing in philosophy and this makes me feel very happy and less alone.

The one silver lining I'm holding on to is this: each and every time the elephants undermine the ideals of this country, they alienate more and more voters. If there are any federal elections in the future, I'd be surprised if anyone voted for an elephant ever again.

I know it probably wouldn’t solve anything, but I really wish elephant #1, elephant #1.5, and BB get assassinated soon.

Hot take: neurotypical parents should not be allowed to raise neurodivergent children.

These fucking elephants! I swear, it's like they wake up every morning and ask "What's the most needlessly harmful thing we can do to the country/world today?" and then they go do whatever they think of. It's almost cartoonishly evil.

So the Pope dies on Easter Monday after meeting with Elephant #2. I don't believe in god, and yet...

We need to get rid of him. We need to get rid of all of them. We need to get rid of all of the "elephants" in this country no matter their shape, size, color, creed, etc. We need to get rid of them now, before they get rid of us.

Shove a living snake up their ass! (Anyone get that reference?)

Burn them.

To those of you who are looking around at the world and fighting to hold back tears/screams/etc, please don't bottle that stuff up for much longer. It's unhealthy and nothing is as cathartic as breaking down and then building yourself up.

Protesters in red shirts inside the lobby of Trump Tower in Manhattan on Thursday. Several hold signs that say “Jews say do not comply” and “Fight Nazis, not students.” Photo by Caitlin Ochs for The New York Times

Demonstrators affiliated with a progressive Jewish activist group packed into Trump Tower on Thursday to protest the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil, a Palestinian activist and former Columbia University student. Nearly 100 of the protesters were later arrested, according to the police. nyti.ms/4bRGVtn

It's times like these when I'm especially grateful for the existence of capybaras.

In your most unbiased opinion, who is more powerful, Ziggy or Cleo?