I came here to get away from twitter. Why all you dinks keep reposting shit from that hellsite? Leave it there to rot for godsakes.

Hot take: comic books can be more than a vehicle for launching “better” media tie-ins

a new years resolution I’ve left unspoken so far was to not spend a single dime on Amazon this year and I *almost* caved today because googled refused to show me a competitor until the SECOND page of results

<gestures vaguely>

I would never want to overtly thank a nazi for their service, but one or more of them clearly did gods work by contributing to the excellence of LotR

Imagine it’s World War II, you’re going about your business when you’re suddenly stabbed in the back by British secret intelligence. Decades pass and finally your spirit discovers that your greatest cultural contribution is that Christopher Lee now knows what sound to make when Saruman gets stabbed.

If you’re in a shop and you accidentally knock over a shelf and a staff member walks up and say “hey I got that” they’re not being nice, they don’t trust you to reassemble it correctly. Just let them do their job please.

Idk but has anyone tried giving MAGA a Pepsi? Just one Pepsi?

That thing when you’re sitting at work and it’s desolate for an hour plus then three minutes before closing a “just browsing” walks in and just browses

Wild how chewing gum can go from “this is fine” to “I’ve never wanted something in my mouth less than this” in less than a single breath

Sigh.

The reason that recent signed books are not very valuable is because in America, there are more people trying to make a profit on signatures than there are people who appreciate them.

Someday, if you keep it in perfect condition, your newly signed book will be worth... the jacket price.

Kramer has been flipping knock-off labubus, Jerry’s new car doesn’t have door handles and he’s been getting called antisemetic for driving it, Elaine gets a job at an ai startup but cannot figure out what she’s actually supposed to do, George tries to ape Kramer’s plan but ends up paying tarriffs

“Oh, baby! Check out the thetans on THAT meter!” <distant klaxon noises>

The correct place for discarded candy wrappers is atop the cat. I don’t make the rules.

Old enough to remember when republicans spoke about states’ rights

I can’t believe it’s STILL only March 2020…

Computers used to scream when we connected to the internet.

We should have listened.

Hey!
Sorry to be a discovery-feed drop in, but my shop just hit 18 back in August! Most sincere of congratulations, it’s been a wild ride!

Struggle Food: The Struggle is Meal

He *created* ICE

Scott Adams was hugely influential in my early appreciation of comics. I looked forward to reading Dilbert daily, and I collected many of the books. He also said some truly odious shit, repeatedly, for a long time, and doubled down every chance he got.

Sometimes feelings are allowed to be complex.

chat are we cooked?

I won’t need a coffin. You can just bury me in unread texts.

ok fine I’ll play cuphead

I gotta be honest, idk if we’ve *earned* a new year

Frankly, I drop the ball every day. Don’t really need to be all celebrating it though.

remember: every time you cut up a credit card, a fairy comes back to life

May 2026 be the year you end toxic financial relationships.

my dressing appears to have expired in 1946. wish me luck