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Kelp

@comedymankelp.bsky.social

Got more soul than a sock with a hole (he/they 23)

210 Followers  |  197 Following  |  219 Posts  |  Joined: 15.08.2023
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“In this moment of political darkness, New York will be the light.”

Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

05.11.2025 05:19 — 👍 1729    🔁 189    💬 35    📌 8
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Just saw the news

05.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Five years ago today we lost the greatest to ever do it

REST IN PEACE DOOM

31.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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rest in peace D'Angelo. god what a loss

14.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 341    🔁 47    💬 6    📌 2
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R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

14.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 2743    🔁 646    💬 71    📌 139

RIP D’Angelo man what the hell

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Paul Simon

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So funny that it used to have this reputation of being an absolute cesspit, nowadays it's like the one place that isn't that

17.09.2025 05:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How it feels to refer to Dipset as “The Diplomats”

11.09.2025 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pronoun update check bio

03.09.2025 03:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post a random photo or everything goes wrong in September

29.08.2025 16:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
CRACKER BARREL: I can't, Sir...

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I'm a big believer in most of the world existing in a Grey area but I do believe that , in this year of 2025 , if you still ride hard for Trump. You are either evil or dumb as shit (or a combo of both). There is no space outside those two things.

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WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽

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Today’s one of those days where I get the uncontrollable urge to listen to Trick Daddy’s Shut Up twenty times in a row

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he said he just realized i’m counting to 16 on it

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