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Got more soul than a sock with a hole (he/they 22)

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β€œIn this moment of political darkness, New York will be the light.”

Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

05.11.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1728    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 7
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Just saw the news

05.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Five years ago today we lost the greatest to ever do it

REST IN PEACE DOOM

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rest in peace D'Angelo. god what a loss

14.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo πŸ™πŸΎπŸ•ŠοΈ

14.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2773    πŸ” 654    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 141

RIP D’Angelo man what the hell

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Paul Simon

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So funny that it used to have this reputation of being an absolute cesspit, nowadays it's like the one place that isn't that

17.09.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it feels to refer to Dipset as β€œThe Diplomats”

11.09.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pronoun update check bio

03.09.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a random photo or everything goes wrong in September

29.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
CRACKER BARREL: I can't, Sir...

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I'm a big believer in most of the world existing in a Grey area but I do believe that , in this year of 2025 , if you still ride hard for Trump. You are either evil or dumb as shit (or a combo of both). There is no space outside those two things.

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WU-TANG FOREVER πŸ‘πŸ½

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Today’s one of those days where I get the uncontrollable urge to listen to Trick Daddy’s Shut Up twenty times in a row

18.07.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he said he just realized i’m counting to 16 on it

17.07.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey! We are raffling off a signed copy of absolute Martian manhunter 1 (or another comic I wrote if you want) and a poster! Donate to one of the campaigns in the follow up message, email a screen shot to denizcampcomicbooks@gmail.com and be entered to win!

Stop the genocide and Free Palestine.

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