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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 14

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 14

30.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 54    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 2

Yup

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Just finished Peacemaker, and I'm watching Dinosaurs.

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I don't live near a Game Stop, but fuck those guys

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Yikes

30.10.2025 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A woman leans against the door frame of a bedroom. We can see the bed in the background above it on the wall hangs a mirror. The woman is barely dressed in sexy lingerie. She’s looking outside the bedroom at someone off panel and asks, “Who’s the bimbo?“

A woman leans against the door frame of a bedroom. We can see the bed in the background above it on the wall hangs a mirror. The woman is barely dressed in sexy lingerie. She’s looking outside the bedroom at someone off panel and asks, “Who’s the bimbo?“

#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark

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Unique Mario artwork 'Famicom Grand Prix: F1 Race' Famicom Disk System

Unique Mario artwork 'Famicom Grand Prix: F1 Race' Famicom Disk System

Unique Mario artwork 'Famicom Grand Prix: F1 Race' Famicom Disk System

Unique Mario artwork 'Famicom Grand Prix: F1 Race' Famicom Disk System

Unique Mario artwork
'Famicom Grand Prix: F1 Race'
Famicom Disk System

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 22

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 22

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Wavelet - Metal Gear 2 (MSX)
YouTube video by Zanzibar Breeze Wavelet - Metal Gear 2 (MSX)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br9g...

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PowerWash Simulator 2 features a trio of pettable cats, as the first game ended with the discovery of a new litter of kittens. Together, Ulysses, Bubbles, and Squeak dutifully supervise your work while you're out on jobs.

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PowerWash Simulator 2 automatically lowers your equipment whenever a cat is in your line of sight.

29.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 130    🔁 32    💬 2    📌 1

I mean, Scott Aukerman did change Comedy Bang Bang!'s name from Comedy Deathray, so there's time.

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gamifying leftism by adding achievements, quests, cool outfits

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A burst of light and an aura of orange surrounding it in front of a light green background. In the middle of the burst is the sound effect, “TWINK.”

A burst of light and an aura of orange surrounding it in front of a light green background. In the middle of the burst is the sound effect, “TWINK.”

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The Flash, Barry Allen, and Kid Flash, Wally West, in a silver age panel are out side in a rocky desert-like area. They’re leaning forward as if to start running when they hear from the other side of the large boulder to their right somebody scream, “AAGHH!” “Listen – – it came from that way,”exclaims Wally. “Sounds like a cry of terror,” says Barry.

The Flash, Barry Allen, and Kid Flash, Wally West, in a silver age panel are out side in a rocky desert-like area. They’re leaning forward as if to start running when they hear from the other side of the large boulder to their right somebody scream, “AAGHH!” “Listen – – it came from that way,”exclaims Wally. “Sounds like a cry of terror,” says Barry.

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Ozzy really butchered "Mississippi Queen".

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That sword looks almost as big as Link lol

29.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The hard rock band?

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"You cannot seriously be comparing me being Methodist to you having a secret dimensional portal in your bedroom right now"

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Share and help everyone know about this!!

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Oh cool

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I wish I could find some footage of the sound test mode, but I really like that Akumajo Dracula X68000 had that graphic equalizer effect going on while playing tracks

29.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Inside what appears to be a lobby of some sort, a law-enforcement officer pulls out a pair of handcuffs with one hand and points at Green Lantern, Hal, Jordan, with his index finger and says, “you have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford – – “ “HEY, you don’t need to tell ME my rights,”says Hal in surprise and anger, pointing his his thumb on his powering hand to his chest.

Inside what appears to be a lobby of some sort, a law-enforcement officer pulls out a pair of handcuffs with one hand and points at Green Lantern, Hal, Jordan, with his index finger and says, “you have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford – – “ “HEY, you don’t need to tell ME my rights,”says Hal in surprise and anger, pointing his his thumb on his powering hand to his chest.

#HalJordanRuinsEverything

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The movie poster for "honey, I shrunk the kids" but photoshopped with "honey, I quest64'd the kids" A dog on the left and Rick Moranis on the right, with 4 Brian's crossing over their noses

The movie poster for "honey, I shrunk the kids" but photoshopped with "honey, I quest64'd the kids" A dog on the left and Rick Moranis on the right, with 4 Brian's crossing over their noses

when wifey gets home from vacation

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Brb, grabbing mine and setting it on fire.

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Sports coats?

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 14

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 14

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How much curves is too much 🤔

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