Kai @ Mascflux Capacitor

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I need every non-american to constantly berate american tourists by asking them: "Who did you vote for?" and "Where were you on January 6th?"

Just treat it like a social experiment, we need to make WASP americans uncomfortable, it's our worldly duty.

Yes 💀😭😂

🤪🤪🤪 “Today we’re gonna make my rice and fish rolls! It’s goes so great soy extract and spicy green horseradish!” 😭😭😭 that mentally hurt to write

White people some how always find ways to remove the ethnic part of food they find on the asian side of tiktok

Like holy fuck, it's not "Brothy Rice," you fucking colorless freaks: it's Congee, it's Sinigang, it's Tinola, it's Arroz caldo, it's Lugao, It's Jatjuk, YOU FUCKING CULTURELESS VULTURES!

LTK

😭😭😭 WHO DAFUQ ATTEMPTS TO KIDNAP A BABY AT FUCK O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING OMFG I’M FUCKING TIRED

Oh yeah, update we’re now at 21 different cats

😭😭😭 it was someone underaged on potentially TikTok live while their younger sibling is ill and crying + mom that didn’t really care till we said they needed to put the phone away

NO FUCKING WONDER

a blurry picture of a person 's face with a blue blanket covering it ALT: a blurry picture of a person 's face with a blue blanket covering it

Like actually wtf is wrong with you people, are we this clout driven??? DO WE NEED TO CONSTANTLY GRIND THE SOCIAL MEDIA LADDER???

Hey um… I don’t know why I have to say this??? Don’t live stream at a CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL’S ER???

I’m always curious if Endwalkers story would’ve had the same impact if I hadn’t been working frontline of Covid. Would it be as cathartic and profound if I wasn’t coming home for the 2 hours of MSQ I could get before having to fall asleep and wake up to my 15 hour long day? Who knows…

This family relation has actually gotten me flagged in background checks, robbing me of a few job opportunities

I’m related to an incredibly corrupt gov’t official that’s a former famous actor, and he has made two sports complexes in our country of heritage under our family’s name…

This should be illegal 😭

I NEED A REMAKE OF RESIDENT EVIL OUTBREAK FILE 1 AND 2 NOW

Will we get frotting in the space suits? :3c Y'all designed them really well and it'd be a waste to not see it.

What do you mean there’s a 3rd vibe-coded XIV dating app??? WTF Y’ALL NEED A DATING APP IN XIV FOR? SYBAU, JUST PLAY THE DAMN GAME

“Hey sis, you really ate that in there. Most girlies poop, but damn did you shit. Passed bowel movement and collected $200, like alright miss thing.”

Why is it called a restroom when all the IBS bitches are fighting a war in there?

How do I explain to one of the other nurses that the employee bathrooms are not as soundproof as we think they are?

That we definitely heard them grunt and groan very loudly before taking their massive dump and the loud moan of relief they let out before flushing the toilet…

Lowkey it’s wild af that the Brio dev is villain monologuing and typing ad hominems against other plugin devs like a disgruntled tech bro watching ethics impede his “progress.”

Finally had time to see his responses to Perch and it’s a god damn villain monologue 😭😭😭 What in the god damn

I didn’t realize it could get worse D:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BIGGEST THING THAT RECENTLY CAUSED THEIR DOWNFALL WAS CONSTANTLY SHADING HEATED RIVALRY, THAT'S SO CRAZY LMAO

A patient's mom said something so vile last night that it had us like this for a good bit... no lie had us gagged for a while because god damn why would you admit to that.

🗣️MacArthur Park🏞️ is melting🫠 in the dark🌃🌌🌉All the sweet🍰, green🟢 icing🧁FLOWING🚰DOWN📉Someone🧍left🫷the cake🎂out😔in the rain🌧️☔️I don’t🤷think🤔that I can take💁it. ‘Cause it took so long📏to bake🧑‍🍳it! And I’ll never🙅have🤧that recipe📝AGAIN✋😫🤚OHHHH😮‍💨NOOOOOOOOOO-AHHHHHHHHH🤪😝

I miss Arcane sooo badly, I wish they had extended season 2 into a season 2+3.

If you treat rice like a coloring book and it tastes like absolutely nothing, then I think you legally have to give up your hands.

Sorry don’t make the rules here, just tasted the most disrespectful rice that was part of the most mid ass omurice like goddamn I didn’t think that was possible LMAO

Corny and vibe coded 😭😭😭 kinda insane