* PICK UP THE PHONE BITCH

* :P

* Im gonna lose my shit

the devil made me do it, but i also kinda wanted to

[ nodding sagely ] * Yuuuuuuuuupppp. It's gonna be great. the friendevil portmanteau is right there and nobodys ever used it before. could be big.

* you and i could have a wonderful collaborative event sometime in the next week

* These kinds of things just happen sometimes. No survivors. Hard knocks

* Devil rain tomorrow. Sorry but it has to happen

* i'm thinking of doing it again 👆

* My fault sorry

* one of many thiWhat was that

* you know they say the devil you know is better than the devil you don't but the thing is the devils i don't don't keep showing up on repeat. I think the devils i know get magnetized by the fact i know them

...but they didn't understand that the game was never meant to be funny!
It was meant to have a point!
It was meant to speak to the human condition!
"But where are the jokes? Where are the jokes?" they bemoaned, they screamed.
They gnashed their teeth, and said: "Entertain us!"

there are no— there are no, mmh, predetermined deaths.

I THINK I WAS NEARLY KILLED FOR REAL

* god could stand to do a better job at it tbh. lackluster performance on god's end

* i'm . i'm getting mixed signals here from people does all this bullshit happen because god loves me too much or because god hates me. Different people have given me both answers

wait , wa it, w aIT , WAIT WA IT WAIT WAI TW WAIHAIT AIT WAI -

* oh . Hey. Im waving at you right now you can't see that either

I have to whisper or else he'll explode!

* i heard of that guy once or twice 🫵!

* Seriously though i can tell you where it is or at least where it's supposed to be. it kinda gets hidden by trees from the street but it is There

* ELABORATE

* I DON'T KNOW IT MY CRIMES WAS LITERALLY JUST STANDING THERE

* I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS JUST HAPPENS TO ME

The words that I'm saying need to know you can hear me, because maybe, Stanley, maybe you can hear me, then maybe it means I'm real.

Today is a cartoon fish bone grill for all the girls of the house!!
We are crunching bones!! We are feminests!!

* NOT MY FAULT THEY PUT ME IN THE CRYSTAL. LITERALLY NOT MY FAULT

* Ralsei chanted something!

* at this rate i entirely wouldn't even doubt it. Is a house that disappears when you disappear a sign that it loves you or hates you i don't know house etiquette