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To be a sports fan in 2025 is to be subjected to series of ads that start with one identifiable joke and then get flogged into oblivion with worse and worse variations.

I’m not just Peyton Manning. I’m Faintin’ Manning!

*collapses*

Okay wet-blanket-sphere. This is your time to shine and come out of that other site's shadow. Get those jokes off.

So. Who’s in the mood for a piña colada?

Old friend. Wishing him all the best. #dodgers

I have officially hit the age where I REALLY like it when Gen Z and millennials are collectively referred to as “young adults” in a news article. Hell yes we are.

It must feel amazing to launch a dinger out of Truist Park. Sending a rocket through the front window of a 300-seat Bonefish Grill in the adjacent mall, all the Vineyard Vines dudes in there are so scared at the sound that they instantly jump into their Sorcerer-size SUVs and drive 55 minutes home.

I saw it in a theater but slept thru the first ten minutes and had no fkin idea what was going on for the entire film

Watching that scene in "Us" where Tim Heidecker's whole family gets murdered by their clones, and uh...RIP Brian Wilson

Suarez appeal based on the bedrock legal framework known as “I don’t wanna”

Sports uniform designs with a color gradient are a cancer

Little Brian Wilson tribute loop I made this morning

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😢

RIP

Good afternoon to everyone except Padres fans

AKA "live loop" mode for us Logic heads, but yeah, I definitely like to do my initial noodling around that way before making an arrangment

YouTube video by Producer Real Talk 5 things that helped me FINALLY finish more songs

There’s a lot of producer workflow advice out there, but this video does a great job of condensing a lot of the good into 5 minutes. Gave me a couple ideas to implement.

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Between UT and the Dodgers, it’s a real “no joy in Mudville” day over here

Respect to UTSA baseball. Big disappointment to the longhorns, but hopefully motivation to reload over the offseason. Take it all next season.

9/11 was an Upside Down job

New Clipse single did not disappoint

The Dodgers are RUINING baseball

If the season were to end today, in the AL, alongside New York would be these massive markets in the playoffs

Detroit
Seattle
Cleveland
Minnesota
Kansas City

Remembering those killed in action, and thanking everyone who serves or served, this Memorial Day

It would be a shame to have to take that tangy drive home on an empty stomach. *rolls down window*

Hyesong Kim, LFG!! #dodgers

Thank you for some good years, CT3. Dodger forever.

Also not the biggest fan of some of its rivals. Looking at you Gemini and Deepseek. They seem a little more loosey goosey with the facts.

I know there's the whole imminent downfall of the social contract thing, but that aside, why does it get so much hate for its utility as a tool? In areas where the facts are pretty settled, I find it usually accurate. Wouldn't trust it in a critical situation yet, but I assume it will get better.

I've been using chatgpt more like a search engine or an assistant lately—asking it questions and having it track down and summarize information. I'm honestly finding it works pretty well and is significantly more efficient than Google search in many cases.

Moral of the story: parents are overrated