Melissa Meli

I am exceptionally talented at taking a tiny perceived slight and developing an entire narrative about how someone probably hates me now

I am, and have always been, Team Audra McDonald

Man next to me on a bus is watching something on his phone with no headphones. A woman two rows ahead of us just passed him a set of headphones. She is my idol

I cannot recommend highly enough having a sleepover with your besties while doing children’s birthday activities and eating dino nuggets.

Gotta love Star Trek for exploring gender outside the binary for many decades now

Star Wars loves to add an extra M to the name “Timm” to make it sound galactic

I went to see Sinners knowing practically nothing about it except Michael B. Jordan is in it and that everyone I know says it’s really, really good. I’m so glad I did. It gripped me from moment one

I’m finally watching the first season of Andor (I know) and I’m absolutely devastated that Cassian had to shave his beard

There are not enough hours to watch all the Star Wars I want to watch today

Ah yes, another day being held hostage by a FedEx signature required delivery

Yes

The beeeesst 😭😭😭

I’m already stressed out about having to leave my apartment tomorrow

The phrase, “Everything happens for a reason,” has started to fill me with burning rage.

Someone please remind me that just because it’s 73 degrees and sunny, I don’t need an iced beverage treat

…or do I?

I know I’m still an optimist because I continue to believe, against all odds, in love, and that I am capable of applying red lip stain in a moving vehicle

I keep checking this little anxiety box like I’m going to miraculously find something in it that will make me feel better

My dads’ church has their children’s Easter egg hunt in the old cemetery. Love how pagan and goth this is

I know it looks like I’m sitting on my phone and doing nothing, but I am actually getting ready for my run. It’s hard to explain

Why is it that every doctor’s office is built like the Severance hallways?

Truly! I kind of joke (except I mean it) that I need a different coat for every ten degree temperature range. I also just love coats

That’s the one type of coat I don’t have! I knew I needed another coat

I simply do not have a coat that’s appropriate for 40 - 60 degree weather in one day

Some genius said in an IG comment that stage one cancer is “hardly cancer.” Love to start the day incandescent with rage

It would be so cool if I could just pick up a hobby without it becoming a hyper fixation

I always delude myself into thinking I can do a full meal prep and simultaneously work a full day. I cannot. I can barely work a full day and make one thing to eat

It was the worst of times, it was the best of memes

Today my annoyance with a situation in my life is making me feel indignant and determined instead of anxious and sad. Gotta try to ride this out as long as I possibly can and get some stuff done

Love the drunkest girl at a drag show

My flight has been delayed nearly three hours and I’ve been awake since 4am. I’m already at the airport. How long till I go completely insane?