Florence

(Clueless) I'm willing to bravely take any bullet if it leads to a higher snack budget

It's rough having four stomachs...

The cow is starving...

rida's touch

Microsoft prematurely ending support for Win 10 while simultaneously releasing a subscription-based slop OS to replace it is the most aggressive "YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS" marketing pitch I've seen in years

At this rate I might actually have to bundle up my shit and hop onto Linux Mint by the end of the year

Bought a giant can of mango puree on a lark, forced to make mango lassis every day

The death spiral is already happening, every publisher is currently stabbing themselves with a rusty knife labeled "FORTNITE COMPETITOR", I just hope they all hit an artery that much sooner

"This game didn't make a billion dollars in its opening week so we're rendering the collective cultural output of hundreds of people permanently inaccessible" being the inevitable fate of the entire AAA GaaS industry makes me yearn for a publisher death spiral

Happy birthday!

It's sad, I knew from the onset that it was made by 4chan alumni but you always hope that someone grows up over time instead of just stagnating into a bitter hateful person for the rest of their life

I do feel the need to repent a little for shilling it so hard lol

What an unfortunate situation

Reminder that the dev is a racist and transphobic piece of shit and you definitely should not be buying this

Saw a bunch of people I know play the demo (before everything came out about the dev) and figured they might not know about the full situation

(The books are all authored by different people so YMMV! I can only speak for those two being good)

I've enjoyed several of Boss Fight Books' releases, specifically Katamari Damacy and Spelunky. They go through some effort getting interviews from people involved with the games' development, so if they've covered a game you like it might be worth a read

adventurers don't exist to perform heroic feats or save the world, they exist to wander into ancient tombs and get subjected to obscure fetishes

Twitter gave people numbers poisoning in the worst way

I think it's funny that likes on bsky are obfuscated but not entirely hidden. The act of hatechecking someone's likes using an external site instantly checks a "CARES TOO MUCH" mark on your permanent record that invalidates whatever own you were hoping to achieve

As if I'm not going to weaponize it against you

Ghhh...

Happy birthday!!

I see people online talking about how they've beaten a 120+ hour long game that released around two weeks ago and start seeing red

Lovingly crushing your head in with my ball and chain

Cow Miniboss

Hell yes

The biggest candy thing I've noticed since moving here is how much more common white chocolate is, I'm in heaven

Every 4chan teenager I know became a woman who anxiously hopes for a better tomorrow. Every Newgrounds teenager I know became a degraded shadow clone of someone from Indie Game the Movie

I have zero evidence to back this up but I feel like the average millennial 4chan teenager turned out way better than the average millennial Newgrounds teenager

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear