𝐚𝐭𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐧 💗

this is not about horses....

a horse goes to a bar and, upon sitting down, the bartender asks "why the long face?" to which the horse pulls out a knife and st4bs the bartender 43 times, for he was sick of hearing the same joke over and over again every time he went to a bar

average "[insert relatively old videogame here] sucks now" youtuber be like:
"so yeah it used to be better back then cause uuuhh you know, old thing good new thing bad"

im not talking about that, im just saying that, given the responses people have been giving to your comments, its about to become just another annoying, pointless discourse

apparently social media stops people from maturing

im not sure if ive become too bitter or if im just more mature but some stuff i see here now just make me, not exactly angry but, like, very uncomfortable

just a reminder that there's no need to make this into discourse, like i feel its about to happen

and the worst part is they'll never admit they're just misogynistic, so they only speak their minds when its to degrade women but then they're fine coming up with the worst excuse ever just to be manipulative

its impressive how women can do literally anything and men will just hate on them

i completely blew up my credit card limit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

counterpoint to the counterpoint: they're a coward

this is how you respond to transphobic people btw

😦

ok but why is roxanne wolf so hot i mean cmon scott 😭😭😭

i really dont know lol, but it would also take a lot for your piss to have such concentration of it that would make someone get high
at least i think so
i dont think anyone has ever done that experiment before loooll

i think the person will die of a weed overdose before you can get high drinking their piss looll

uuhh no ofc not everyone knows hot girls dont poop duuuhh

6am would be a nice time to wake up if you fancy going out for a walk, feeling the fresh breeze of the start of a new day and stuff
but having to force wake at 6am or even earlier just to go to work is absolutely ridiculous and unnecessary

honestly i think the worst thing about that is how the whole urban infraestructure already has to be up and running so early in the morning its ridiculous
here i hear buses already going at like 3/4am, people already have to be up to load supermarkets at 3am, its ridiculous

bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

NO WAY HE'S REAL NO ONE LOOKS LIKE THAT WTF

oops yeah i didnt think about that D:

well then~
*kills all your family and friends cutely*
oops sowwy nya uwu~~

me watching the demon i just summoned destroy entire cities and kill thousands of people: i guess i can't sowwy nya uwu~ out of this one

i had seriously forgotten how cute these socks are

a question to my american followers: how do y'all feel safe living in houses that are so easy to break into?

woah, such nice ass~
also, where did u buy these? was it online?

trying to think of funny post but all i can think is s meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

funny u say that when i posted that at 01:31 in the morning loooolll

im like if a girl was constantly eepy