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of all the michelle mccanns in the world, i’m the michelle mccanniest. | small town, nova scotia, canada | she/her

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the grocery store needs a “i’m just here for vinegar and ziploc bags!” line on holiday weekends.

11.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i don’t think so. she was pretty specific saying pomeranian and husky. but i’d guess they’re pretty similar in size.

11.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i saw that! so wonderful for them!

10.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i met the new upstairs neighbour today and i got to play with her puppy … he’s a pomski and i’m in love with him.

10.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

according to facebook, i know at least 5 people with birthdays today.

so many new year’s shenanigans babies!

10.10.2025 11:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bubbles and socks got adopted!

09.10.2025 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i would totally read that book.

or i would buy it and add it to my pile of books that are supposed to give me direction at least.

😉

09.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh, i’m sure that would be amazing … i’m just not a cruise girl. the idea makes me claustrophobic!

09.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i’ve passed the diwali babie display at walmart a dozen times and every time
i need to remind myself that i do not need to spend $75 on a barbie … but she’s so pretty!

09.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i’ll be walking around in the world with a naked face!!! like some sort of person without astigmatism!

09.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a facebook comment with a photo of 10 jars of jam sitting on a counter.

a facebook comment with a photo of 10 jars of jam sitting on a counter.

i have no idea what this fella is talking about, but a photo of a bunch of jars of jam is possibly my favourite comment ever.

09.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i booked myself a professional photo session for november and i have to remember to get a couple of pictures done without my glasses on, just in case i don’t wear glasses after my cataract surgery in the winter.

it’s the closest i’ll ever get to tasteful nudes.

09.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol … i haven’t done a “family” christmas in 15 years and i’m perfectly good with that!

09.10.2025 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oooh! i’ll have to pop in and take a peek!

09.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

me: if i’m still dogless at christmas, i should run away somewhere.

also me: but snow and winter and travel
delays and money.

me: but i haven’t been anywhere new in ages. my wanderlust is wanderrusty.

also also me: oh, but remember, i spent last christmas in a hotel room and that sucked.

me: 😭

09.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

i wanted to be a virgo so bad, i came
a week early! i was due september 28, too!

09.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i have a sensory hangover.

already having a sensitive week and then throwing the dentist on top of it?

my brain is protesting this atrocity.

09.10.2025 13:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i was not.

and now i know what i’m watching this weekend.

08.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my lips are in the pins and needles stage, otherwise everything else has pretty much thawed.

08.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the call was done at 7pm and i immediately took 2 advil and went to bed. 🤣

08.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i have become obsessed with miniatures/dollhouse tiktok.

08.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

oh, i did fine! the filling was on my back lower molar, so most of the freezing was way back there ... my lip is still feeling fat, but i managed to not drool!

08.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it didn't fully freeze when she tried to fill it in august, so she was anticipating the third needle ... the fourth was a delightful surprise.

08.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i thought i was overstimulated before, friends.

fuuuuuck.

08.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it took 4 needles to freeze my tooth.

FOUR NEEDLES.

08.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

i filed my quarterly hst return on october 8.

yes, i'm bragging.

08.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ooh! i really need to get myself there before they close for the season ... but i won't be in the city until the end of the month, so it may not happen.

it was recycling day here. far less happy-making.

08.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm okay with a metal water bottle as long as my lips aren't touching the metal.

08.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ha! i have no idea what month it is much less what day of the week. you could have told me it was monday and i'd smile and nod, because who am i to say it isn't?

08.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

omg ... when i was working at the coffee shop a lot, i would wear ear buds or plugs to dull the noise, but then having them in my ears would drive me ... and i had to choose which sensation was worse. i haven't worked at the coffee shop in a very long time.

08.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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