Rev Jeff Ivins

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Jesus told his followers not to divorce. Matthew 19

FUN FACT: Atheists divorce at a lower rate than Southern Baptists, which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists. Glory!
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“How DARE Cracker Barrel change their logo 😡🤬😡🤬 I’ll never eat there again!”

“Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”

Trump just said they’re going to demolish the *entire* East Wing to make room for his ballroom.

So much for the idiots in my mentions saying it was just a wall.

Conducting a live fire exercise over a civilian highway is fucking stupid.

It doesn’t really matter if I-5 fell within the minimum acceptable risk threshold for the exercise. Those standards are designed for controlled environments, not civilian highways.

The Metro #795 - Church of Satan This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you: When In Rome, Kate Bush, Nena, The Clash, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Pat Benatar, Bonnie Tyler, Jim Carroll Band, Rubber Rodeo, Berlin, Genesis, Hall & Oa...

The Metro #795, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure.

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The Metro #794 - Church of Satan This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you the following artists for your weekly trip to the 1980s: Roxy Music, Japan, Dfx2, Cyndi Lauper, Toto Coelo, Sting, The Pretenders, Rockpile, Beat, Du...

The Metro #794, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure.

churchofsatan.com/the-metro-794/

FACT FOCUS: Republicans shut down the government to give him more time to hide the #EPSTEIN_Files.

Odd, how we can’t afford to give Americans healthcare, but we can afford to drop $200,000,000,000 on Argentina with a moment’s notice.

Trump and Xi bless long-awaited deal to spin off U.S. TikTok An American version of the popular app will be partially owned by a consortium of Trump-allied investors, people familiar with the deal said, sidestepping a legally mandated ban the president has repe...

Breaking news: TikTok has gotten a green light to spin off an American version of the app in the United States that will be partially owned by a consortium of Trump-allied investors.

Trump’s media enforcer is relishing his Jimmy Kimmel moment Brendan Carr has become the personification of the president’s crusade against the mainstream media, and he’s just getting started.

FCC Chair Brendan Carr, who Trump called a "warrior for free speech," led the push that got ABC to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air.

"I don't think this is the last shoe to drop," he said.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/09/19/trumps-media-enforcer-is-relishing-his-jimmy-kimmel-moment/

The Metro #790 - Church of Satan This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings the following bands for your ears: Alphaville, Love and Rockets, The J Geils Band, Saga, Quarterflash, Tracey Ullman, Talking Heads, Duran Duran, Siouxsi...

The Metro #790, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure.

churchofsatan.com/the-metro-790/

Second Amendment for me but not for thee.

House Speaker Mike Johnson was once the dean of a Christian law school. It never opened its doors Before House Speaker Mike Johnson was elected to public office, he was the dean of a small Baptist law school that didn’t exist.

This is a reminder that Speaker Mike Johnson, the prude who is currently helping Donald Trump to cover up his alleged pedophilic past, was the first (and only) dean of Judge Paul Pressler School of Law. Judge Paul Pressler liked to molest underage boys.
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These survivors and their family members are stronger and more courageous and better at speaking publicly than the overwhelming majority of people in public office. This is so incredibly powerful.

The Metro #789 - Church of Satan This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you the following artists for your time warp to the 1980s: Bananarama, Red Rockers, The B-52’s, Marilyn Martin, Heaven 17, Berlin, Ramones, New Order, Th...

The Metro #789, presented by Reverend Jeff Ivins, offers 80s, Post-Punk and New Wave music for your retro listening pleasure.

churchofsatan.com/the-metro-789/

If you’re trying to make it harder for people to vote, stop pretending to give a shit about democracy.

Every American - regardless of their political views - deserves to have their voice heard.

With the death of anti-LGBTQ Christian Nationalist, James Dobson, the VIP section of Hell is now full. Fellow bigots, please make other arrangements.

The Metal Grotto #138 - Church of Satan This episode of The Metal Grotto, Rev. Jeff Ivins steps in and plays you tracks from the following artists: Kerry King, Machine Head, 5Rand, Motorhead, Testament, Halford, Biohazard, U.D.O., KK’s Prie...

Rev. Jeff Ivins guest hosts!

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Hey @sluggodoug.bsky.social just laying in bed with the doggie listening to 1st Wave.

YouTube video by anon2world Anonymous: Ghislaine Maxwell - the GOP Coverup Begins.

Anonymous: Ghislaine Maxwell - the GOP Coverup Begins.
youtu.be/qF_cIrIKFAs

NEW ANGLE

Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.

But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…

There are actually quite a few undocumented Russians in the US.

Anyone have any videos of ICE forcefully deporting them?

Or just the brown people?

The president of the United States is hawking cologne and perfume now 🤣🤣🤣

Unfuckingbelievable

Trump is building concentration camps in America, and the press hasn't caught on. So allow me: AMERICA IS BUILDING CONCENTRATION CAMPS TO GO WITH ITS SECRET POLICE.

Trump and his supporters are waging war on innocent Americans. Never forget and never forgive the people who voted for this.

“Workers are so lazy!”

—Republican, talking about people who pick vegetables in 98 degree heat, while sipping an icy vodka tonic at his $200,000/year golf club on a Tuesday.

Happy Birthday to Alan Turing, born on this day in 1912. Turing was a genius and a computing pioneer who helped England crack the Nazi’s enigma code during World War II. The country repaid him by having him chemically castrated for being a homosexual.