Gawd of the Dad Bod

Finally! I’ve been waiting for this like a kid watching for Santa!

Same w/ Alvin and the Chipmunks. Dave shoos them out of the house at first, until he hears them sing.

It reminds me of my favorite Joan Rivers joke, which she made about her own home:

“It looks like where Marie Antoinette lived” (perfect pause) “if she had money.”

I mentioned “binders full of women” to a friend a couple months ago and they didn’t remember that at all. Such a shame.

You seen those Vanity Fair pics? Looks like it already is!

I’m fukkin sorry, the golden WHAT now???

Bars 🤯

and I’M pardoning the fines of all the Florida parolees who were legally given their voting rights back then had them immediately taken away again through a modern-day poll tax loophole! Hooray!

NOW ASK IT WHAT 6 7 MEANS

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Also, Paul Shaffer’s impression on Letterman of Cher singing the song.

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Brings a whole new meaning to “We’re No. 1!”

Well said! 🤗

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I mean, if I was trying to distract from beat-scenario-war-crimes and the Epstein Files, I’d come up with a circus sideshow too.

What a freak

Red Bull: “Red Bull Gives You Wings!”

Me: “Yeah, well, my Santa Juice lets me fly around the world and break into everyone’s house in one night!”

Also, doing your own research really does a number on your midichlorian count.

Participating exactly because it’s so cringe feels very on point for Malkmus, so that’s what I’m going with, even if it is willful ignorance.

Not enough people listening to MF Doom, apparently.

Quentin Tarantino says “get in and drive that car, Uma, we need it for the shot.”

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Or … it’s fake rage bait?

I don’t see it in there.

I posted this on the original thread, but can someone post the NYT story with this quote?

Can someone post a link to the NYT story with this quote?

One of them grows up to be Peter Thiel, for sure.

I stopped watching after the second season? Whichever season was the mall season. Do they ever acknowledge how much trauma these kids have experienced? Do they ever go to therapy?

At this point, honestly starting to believe this is all on purpose as a ploy to get more people talking about and watching Mad Men.

WHY THEY PANTS SO SHINY THO???

I get that everything is a thirst trap for clicks but the “another city” is Salem, our capital city. It has name recognition. It’s a journalistic disservice to leave it out.

The constant push-pull of wanting Yang to be an NBA talent and also wanting him on the Remix when I take my kids to a game in January.