Gawd of the Dad Bod @dadbodgawd

That house musta smelled like asssssssss

10.08.2025 19:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m still trying to get to that moment. 😢

08.08.2025 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They jump to the left! They step to the right! Why can’t they just pick one!

06.08.2025 05:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a sign that says " the truth is out there " with mountains in the background ALT: a sign that says " the truth is out there " with mountains in the background

20.07.2025 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It has another name? 😉

18.07.2025 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can corroborate

11.07.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

<snickers> you said there’s a hot bed of siemens cumming

08.07.2025 14:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There were moments watching it where I literally forgot they weren’t real people. Masterful acting in a masterful film that has stuck with me so much I feel like I’ve seen it multiple times!

05.07.2025 05:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God level

05.07.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why did you make this look like the Fyre Fest meal?

05.07.2025 00:35 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Was so hoping that was the case. 😉

27.06.2025 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, some of us are deeply scarred lifelong blazers fans 😉

27.06.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know this isn’t the point but I can’t stop looking at the musical note. Are you suggesting he’s farting out the words in a sing-song manner? 🙏🏻 💨 🎶

27.06.2025 16:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not so sure about that third step in the process there

27.06.2025 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2019 Zach Collins would have FEASTED as a stretch-pentagon.

27.06.2025 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire and saying yes ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire and saying yes

27.06.2025 05:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a blue sweater is playing a musical instrument ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is playing a musical instrument

Tàr, baby, Tàr!!!

24.06.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, FWIW, Blanchet House is one of the best organizations serving those struggling in Portland to donate your time/money to They share specific needs on their socials).

23.06.2025 15:31 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

And ever and ever, amen

23.06.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also vouch for Past Lives. Also, the documentary about Sly and the Family Stone. And Challengers.

21.06.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is the Big Bad Wolf an antagonist or champion of pigs? 🤔

21.06.2025 20:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This was my immediate thought, too!

20.06.2025 04:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL “ideas” LOL

20.06.2025 04:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference . ALT: a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference .

07.06.2025 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You could even say he was going Nembhard in the MFing paint.

Ok, I’m sorry. I’m going to bed now.

06.06.2025 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

03.06.2025 00:45 — 👍 23696 🔁 9566 💬 849 📌 1339

@lastweektonight.com hey, u up?

02.06.2025 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sorry, someone said this site is dying???

31.05.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes! Few things are more America than looking at a baseball game and going, “you know what this needs? More America.” 7th inning stretch is supposed to be fun, not church.

27.05.2025 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He really is embracing his villain role on all levels. Masterclass.

22.05.2025 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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