Dexter Hawnt👻🛎️

Is there anything on this Earth better than chicken nuggets?

Dear game devs, I have a request, before your game does literally anything else, I need it to pop up a volume slider. That's all I ask. The number of games that have murdered my ear drums on first launch is getting a tad ridiculous.

stop telling your neurodivergent child that in "the real world" people won't accommodate them, so they should suck it up. this is the real world and you shouldn't be your child's first bully

Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work

centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Why are we deploying the national guard to Washington D.C. when we should be deploying the national guard to arrest people who watch loud videos on their phones with no headphones in public places?

Repost if you love Dino nuggets or if you want women to dominate you

I'm not sure it's possible to get on the same page with people who refuse to understand that the Democratic Party's political choices over the last ~50 years played a major role in bringing us to this point

today, the only patriotism i want to see is cum on american flag bikinis. anything else is a government psyop.

I love lying down in my bed knowing I have the day off tomorrow

The desire to have deep fried potato wedges at 3AM

Hey that's some nice attention you have there. You should hand it over.

Have you ever wanted to go out for food but then it's like there are too many great local places to get food so you spend an hour sitting at home thinking about delicious food and you're still not any closer to making a decision?

Asking for a friend

I want to poke the one on the right until it gets angry and bites me

Hey that's me! I am Dexter Hawnt! That's my name!

this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda corvid haters unfollow immediately

I am making a post on BlueSky look at me lmao

Plain and simple….

Look at pictures of cats. Maybe bunnies too