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SNL has been 🗑️ lately but excited for Connor Storrie on Saturdee!!!

i wish redfin and zillow would enable comments because i'd be all up in there saying, "ew, you're asking that price with THAT kitchen?"

listening to tobi lou's new album and enjoying the sun 😎. going to watch 11th hour with stephanie ruhle in a bit.

feel like a fat pimply bald monster currently but i think a cute guy was making eyes w/ me @ the gym today 🤪

Sunday scaries on a Mondee

Hey — long time no see.

Nah we need Gizelle questioning her

the saddest looking slop bowl you have ever seen in your life

sweetgreen you will not see heaven for this

gave myself a bad haircut, ate leftover pizza and watching the 11th hour nightcap with stephanie ruhle 🤓

thought you were charlie puth!

A handful of

Sunday innit 😢

Dems are far from perfect, but they're fighting for health care, gun control, increasing the minimum wage, taxing the rich, bodily autonomy. If the far left would stop blaming dems for everything, maybe we could get them real power and they could pass some legislation????

serious question: what exactly should they do in your eyes? MAGA runs the executive, legislative (house + senate), and the judicial branches. passing anything right now takes 60 votes in the senate. you realize that, right? instead of blaming dems, pressure moderate republicans to grow a backbone.

this is a photo of my hairy cub belly with my hand partially covering my uncut soft dick that is hanging

couldn't pick between this one and the other one

If Cardi B is the guest judge tonight... I wonder what the lip sync for the win song will be... maybe WAP? Bodak Yellow? Any guesses?

Having pretty extreme right neck pain over the past 3 days :( going to pick up Icy Hot and do some stretches... and maybe a long walk while working on my posture.. hope that helps 🥺

Movies I've watched over the winter break: The Pledge, Arbitrage, Margin Call, Fantastic Four (2025), One Battle After Another, Frankenstein (2025).

HNY

One battle after another (fighting the urge 2 jerk off and eat 1,000 chocolates)

sadly, i will be participating in dry january

not me almost reporting a fraudulent charge on my credit card only to realize it was for activeduty.com (which i very much signed up for.. lol) #supportthetroops

Eating good.

the original Heated Rivalry

rained really hard all day but still walked the dog, went to the gym, and picked up some ingredients for yummy tortellini soup to make for dinner 😇

the way i have "nettles" by ethel cain on REPEAT

bloomfie's top 25 nudes of 2025... go.

pitchfork's worst 100 songs of 2025

RIP Randy :(