Samantha Davidson

FREE LUIGI

Normalize bookstore dates.

I need to hire somebody to get my algorithm back in order after a long day of doomscrolling, is that a thing?

gettyimage of trump from today where his face is visibly drooping

gettyimage of trump from today where his face is visibly drooping

so this guy like 100% had a stroke right

Trump looks at least one stroke under par today.

It's that time again, when you see who on your follower list sucks ass 🤷🏻‍♀️

Look it’s not that difficult we all just want a little less stress and to be able to afford things again and also more muppet movies so

Trump just made it much, much worse. What a fucking surprise.

Rambo - The movie quote 'They drew first blood, not me'.

No, fuck you. Two democratic politicians were assassinated, in cold blood and it went out of the news in a couple days.

Fuck Charlie Kirk, Fuck your media, Fuck this outcry.

There was another school shooting today but you know...Charlie Kirk or whatever 🙄

Hang in there everyone, it’s almost September and then it’ll still be hot

Surround yourself with the kind of people who are proud to have a library card.

I said 'help the homeless' not 'criminalize homelessness' you absolute goblins.

If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.

Why was he on the roof? 🤔

I have an appointment with the hand surgeon. If I get these surgeries, it's all over for you hoes! I'm gonna be writing like I'm dyin' ✌🏻

The sitting so-called president of the United States says that he ended a 15 year friendship with a child sex trafficker because he “stole” a teenage girl from him.

Just think about that.

Hayley Williams knew what we needed

Does anyone else find it crazy that you can walk into a bookshop and be charged £9.99 for a paperback novel that took the author a year to complete, but £17.99 for a completely blank notebook?

Nothing like spending an afternoon going to LFL's in town with your daughter 📚🩷

I am not feeling good.

My face got stuck like this after reading Trump’s birthday letter to Epstein so I took a picture.

Let's not do this, Stephen.

You should be at least a little embarrassed to be a Stephen King fan

Thou shalt not accuse everyone else of being a pedophile when you are busy protecting an actual pedophile.

I think Dumbledore is another example as to why we shouldn't have old white men in charge.

@pangobooks.bsky.social 😭

What the f*ck are we supposed to be celebrating on the 4th? The rise of fascism? There’s quite literally nothing to be proud of.

Yaaaas