Imagine being so correct, so beautiful and so eloquent
01.03.2026 06:34 — 👍 328 🔁 79 💬 3 📌 0Imagine being so correct, so beautiful and so eloquent
01.03.2026 06:34 — 👍 328 🔁 79 💬 3 📌 0You already hurt yourself.
28.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
28.02.2026 07:19 — 👍 23260 🔁 7007 💬 700 📌 396They bombed a school to remind us that they don’t just rape girls they also love killing them too.
28.02.2026 12:58 — 👍 40 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Nah you were a baby setting every boundary ever!!
27.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People will be like “in my villain era” and its just them finally having enough self esteem to tell people no.
27.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
CHICAGO IN ONE WEEK! The monthly is back at a new location. You know where the link is.
26.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
CHICAGO IN ONE WEEK! The monthly is back at a new location. You know where the link is.
26.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
the Erie County Sheriff’s Office who originally arrested and beat this man requested $428 million from Erie County to build a new jail complex, even though current buildings aren’t near capacity. They also got two new helicopters even though they can’t afford to outfit them.
Defund the police.
Chicago gets a new Spanish open mic tonight. Check it out.
25.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Be nice to our senile coke heads.
25.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Chicago gets a new Spanish open mic tonight. Check it out.
25.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Trump makes me wonder what it’d be like if we gave all elderly people cocaine.
25.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1This guy gets it.
23.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 23599 🔁 5748 💬 453 📌 804I hope these messages Alysa is trying to get out here are hitting athletes who need to hear them, but I hope they’re hitting coaches & parents & admins even harder
20.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 740 🔁 83 💬 4 📌 0
CHICAGO WE BACK BABY!! New location. Its a celebration. Get tickets.
19.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0This is going to be a SPECTULAR crash and burn.
17.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 25 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0
Happy Valentines Day. Impress your sweetie by playing this incredible artist today: youtu.be/8PUFbh4emkI?...
14.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
13.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 3467 🔁 583 💬 25 📌 5Im aware. This isnt about them.
13.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Forgive yourself for your past mistakes, beloved. There are men running the country who raped children and forgave themselves with three hail marys.
13.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0The only crime thats ever happened in Culver City was when a customer thought I was Carla Hall. I said ma’am why would Carla Hall be working in a bank? And she said, I heard TV doesnt pay well. She laughed. I cried.
12.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate when people think surviving the apocalypse is about zombies or a bunker. You just gotta get real good at being poor. If you cant even walk into a dollar store then I promise you wont be surviving no damn apocalypse.
12.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I believe you Nick!
12.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Relax Omar 🤣
12.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤣
12.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wont do the research but I can guarantee that every person who complains about bad bunny at the superbowl is bad at sex.
12.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1Some days I wanna get tested for autism but most days I just want people to accept me for the insufferable bitch that I am.
12.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
"Maybe all we do is frustrate," Star said. "Give someone one more day with their daughter or their dad.
"But if you lost your dad, or you lost your daughter, you would give anything to have one more day with them. And that’s what we can do.”
My latest for Slate
Its forever funny that people are mad at the free concert that played at the sports event.
10.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0