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Congrats to Chuck Schumer on 50 years in office! Here's to 50 more!

04.08.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"We will impeach and remove the president for his many crimes" seems like a good midterm election pitch to me idk

03.08.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 15573    πŸ” 2865    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 195

Marc Maron shitting on Theo Von in his new special is gonna open the flood gates for the divide in comedy right now. How exciting!

02.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell

31.07.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 34792    πŸ” 10091    πŸ’¬ 909    πŸ“Œ 375

Never even considered that instead of going after the power grid foreign hackers could crush this country by blocking mediocre people from using ChatGPT at work

01.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Ghislaine Maxwell moved to lower-security prison in Texas Her attorney did not explain why she was moved from a detention facility in Florida, where she is serving 20 years for sex trafficking.

Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s imprisoned associate, has been moved to a lower-security prison, her attorney said.

Maxwell, who was convicted in 2021 on sex-trafficking charges, had been serving her 20-year sentence at a low security prison.

01.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4019    πŸ” 1576    πŸ’¬ 881    πŸ“Œ 263
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You’re Wrong About Bill Burr β€˜My new perspective is there’s nothing wrong with being a billionaire, but if somebody is working 40 hours a week, 160 hours a month, and they can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough money. Maybe you should just be worth $900 million.’

β€˜My new perspective is there’s nothing wrong with being a billionaire, but if somebody is working 40 hours a week, 160 hours a month, and they can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough money. Maybe you should just be worth $900 million.’

31.07.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mubi Denies Shelving Eddie Huang Documentary After His Protest Mubi claims it is β€œin constructive discussions’ with Eddie Huang and the producers of β€˜Vice Is Broke.’ Huang said the documentary was shelved for his protests against an investor with ties to an Israeli military-tech company.

Mubi claims it is β€œin constructive discussions’ with Eddie Huang and the producers of β€˜Vice Is Broke.’ Huang said the documentary was shelved for his protests against an investor with ties to an Israeli military-tech company.

01.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Bill Burr Slams 'Racists' and 'Cowards' Who Send Offensive Pictures to Him and His Wife Bill Burr laid into his conservative critics, including the 'horrible people' who send racist pictures to him and his wife.

Bill Burr Slams β€˜Racists’ and β€˜Cowards’ Who Send Offensive Pictures to Him and His Wife

"They’re fucking horrible people. And they’re cowards, and they never say it to your face."

01.08.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 361    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

The parts of the economy that directly touch regular people's lives are not doing well.

01.08.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 619    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

listen

I don’t know much in this world

But I do know that if you ever hear Marjorie Taylor Greene string together a sentence which seems, at first, almost like a combination of words you could imagine a normal person whose heart isn’t shriveled by hate might say, SHE IS UP TO SOMETHING

29.07.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9

i stood next to one recently i was like, kid why do you have a child

31.07.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel RICKAHN

31.07.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.

30.07.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 28502    πŸ” 6258    πŸ’¬ 457    πŸ“Œ 419
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Zohran Mamdani scores 17-point lead with Jewish voters in NYC mayoral race Mamdani's support among Jewish voters comes after accusations from opponents and some community leaders that his criticism of Israel represents antisemitism.

it’s almost like all the attacks calling Mamdani antisemitic were vapid bad faith bullshit created by politicians with no policy plan other than smashing the β€œscary muslim” button

30.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4718    πŸ” 1018    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 55
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

30.07.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 42867    πŸ” 9593    πŸ’¬ 823    πŸ“Œ 607

I just wanna thank my girls for trusting me and joining me πŸ™πŸΌ we are all ONE!

29.07.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lemme get a sandwich to go then damn

29.07.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looks good

28.07.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Privileged people: We have to ignore or demonize this marginalized group because they're too small a cohort to matter in any election

Marginalized Group: Okay we won't vote for someone who ignores or demonizes you

Privileged people: Okay well it's your fault specifically if we lose an election

28.07.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 953    πŸ” 265    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 14
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The Magic of Showing Up 720 Weeks On 79th and Cottage Grove

By @prisonculture.bsky.social β€”essential reading.

This is also how Greta Thunberg got started. Do something small & then show up & show up & show up.

And never forget that you are somebody, too.

prisonculture.substack.com/p/the-magic-...

28.07.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

they really don't fear anything but nap time.

27.07.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

These men don’t fear death enough for me

26.07.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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#BREAKING | Hundreds of protesters are now rallying in Times Square after marching across Manhattan from the UN demanding urgent action from states to end the genocide and catastrophic starvation.

25.07.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

My theory is they didnt run any background checks on these freaks and thats the real reason republicans dont want them identified.

25.07.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WU-TANG FOREVER πŸ‘πŸ½

24.07.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 24601    πŸ” 4887    πŸ’¬ 522    πŸ“Œ 1192
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South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

24.07.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18135    πŸ” 5221    πŸ’¬ 603    πŸ“Œ 1141

I feel like at some point you can't even blame the conspiracy theorists for having broken brains. god is gaslighting them

23.07.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4795    πŸ” 728    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 19

Men are truly the weakest link (goodbye)

23.07.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Jackie Brown feat. Jourdain Searles Podcast Episode Β· Hit Factory Β· 07/22/2025 Β· 1h 54m

I’m on Hit Factory this week talking about one of my favorite films of all time: JACKIE BROWN
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

22.07.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10

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