Congrats to Chuck Schumer on 50 years in office! Here's to 50 more!
04.08.2025 00:11 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0@marcellacomedy.bsky.social
Is this worth it idk bitch follow me to find out marcellacomedy.com/tour
Congrats to Chuck Schumer on 50 years in office! Here's to 50 more!
04.08.2025 00:11 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0"We will impeach and remove the president for his many crimes" seems like a good midterm election pitch to me idk
03.08.2025 18:55 β π 15573 π 2865 π¬ 163 π 195Marc Maron shitting on Theo Von in his new special is gonna open the flood gates for the divide in comedy right now. How exciting!
02.08.2025 15:47 β π 77 π 4 π¬ 5 π 0βThe president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroomβ is a pretty easy message to sell
31.07.2025 23:55 β π 34792 π 10091 π¬ 909 π 375Never even considered that instead of going after the power grid foreign hackers could crush this country by blocking mediocre people from using ChatGPT at work
01.08.2025 17:34 β π 352 π 53 π¬ 9 π 2Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epsteinβs imprisoned associate, has been moved to a lower-security prison, her attorney said.
Maxwell, who was convicted in 2021 on sex-trafficking charges, had been serving her 20-year sentence at a low security prison.
βMy new perspective is thereβs nothing wrong with being a billionaire, but if somebody is working 40 hours a week, 160 hours a month, and they canβt make their rent, youβre not paying them enough money. Maybe you should just be worth $900 million.β
31.07.2025 14:10 β π 28 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Mubi claims it is βin constructive discussionsβ with Eddie Huang and the producers of βVice Is Broke.β Huang said the documentary was shelved for his protests against an investor with ties to an Israeli military-tech company.
01.08.2025 15:40 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 2Bill Burr Slams βRacistsβ and βCowardsβ Who Send Offensive Pictures to Him and His Wife
"Theyβre fucking horrible people. And theyβre cowards, and they never say it to your face."
The parts of the economy that directly touch regular people's lives are not doing well.
01.08.2025 13:09 β π 619 π 104 π¬ 10 π 0listen
I donβt know much in this world
But I do know that if you ever hear Marjorie Taylor Greene string together a sentence which seems, at first, almost like a combination of words you could imagine a normal person whose heart isnβt shriveled by hate might say, SHE IS UP TO SOMETHING
i stood next to one recently i was like, kid why do you have a child
31.07.2025 20:31 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel RICKAHN
31.07.2025 15:51 β π 21 π 9 π¬ 3 π 1Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
itβs almost like all the attacks calling Mamdani antisemitic were vapid bad faith bullshit created by politicians with no policy plan other than smashing the βscary muslimβ button
30.07.2025 17:17 β π 4718 π 1018 π¬ 61 π 55NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
30.07.2025 01:10 β π 42867 π 9593 π¬ 823 π 607I just wanna thank my girls for trusting me and joining me ππΌ we are all ONE!
29.07.2025 23:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lemme get a sandwich to go then damn
29.07.2025 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0looks good
28.07.2025 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Privileged people: We have to ignore or demonize this marginalized group because they're too small a cohort to matter in any election
Marginalized Group: Okay we won't vote for someone who ignores or demonizes you
Privileged people: Okay well it's your fault specifically if we lose an election
By @prisonculture.bsky.social βessential reading.
This is also how Greta Thunberg got started. Do something small & then show up & show up & show up.
And never forget that you are somebody, too.
prisonculture.substack.com/p/the-magic-...
they really don't fear anything but nap time.
27.07.2025 17:07 β π 91 π 41 π¬ 2 π 1These men donβt fear death enough for me
26.07.2025 00:11 β π 34 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0#BREAKING | Hundreds of protesters are now rallying in Times Square after marching across Manhattan from the UN demanding urgent action from states to end the genocide and catastrophic starvation.
25.07.2025 23:30 β π 213 π 98 π¬ 0 π 4My theory is they didnt run any background checks on these freaks and thats the real reason republicans dont want them identified.
25.07.2025 21:55 β π 30 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0WU-TANG FOREVER ππ½
24.07.2025 23:40 β π 24601 π 4887 π¬ 522 π 1192South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
24.07.2025 03:59 β π 18135 π 5221 π¬ 603 π 1141I feel like at some point you can't even blame the conspiracy theorists for having broken brains. god is gaslighting them
23.07.2025 21:23 β π 4795 π 728 π¬ 76 π 19Men are truly the weakest link (goodbye)
23.07.2025 15:57 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Iβm on Hit Factory this week talking about one of my favorite films of all time: JACKIE BROWN
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...