Dr. Hubris

"What did you do while government was being dismantled and our rights were being taken away by fascists?"

"I photoshopped JD Vance's head!"

I can't be on Bluesky because it makes feel utterly hopeless for the future.

Peace.

If their reelection campaign is more important than your rights, they are more than not just your ally. They are the enemy. The Democrats cannot be our dog in any fight. They are not on our side.

They are not on our side.

Jeff Bezos appears to be having a midlife crisis at Dan Flashes.

Haven't been around much on BlueSky because honestly, the takes are so bad that if I scroll more than a couple of minutes I start screaming and clawing at my face. I can't bear to watch.

Spending these next few months learning how to live in the forest, because holy shit.

I put the people who spend time coming up with crap nicknames for their political enemies in one group, regardless of affiliation. If you don't take this shit seriously, I don't take you seriously.

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Bored at work. Ask 'em if you've got 'em.

If the Republicans are the Nazis then the Democrats are the "Good Americans," and we need a resistance party, not one whose entire platform is meek capitulation.

Imagine being a liberal public figure making a statement about Gaza and not including a single sentence that would indicate you are against a genocide or even care about it as anything but an issue in your own country's election. Patton was someone whose views I once respected.

Tech bros realizing someone else has just created a less shitty version of their proudest creation for a fraction of the cost and made it available to everyone is my love language.

Can we stop calling Democrats progressives? What are they progressing?

Democrats behave the way Democrats have behaved for fifty years and you're surprised.

If you've ever wondered what being doomed feels like, imagine wanting a revolution and instead getting endless reposts of a cropped Facebook meme with laughing emojis that says Elon is mad about people calling Teslas swasticars.

When the satirical website has more integrity than literally all of our media. Not just the mainstream, fucking ALL of them.

Tim, you should go legit. People fucking TRUST The Onion more than CNN.

Me dressed as Darth Snuggie.

Somehow, Palpatine returned.

They grow up so fast.

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

If you're so inclined, you can ask me weird shit here, too.

Can anyone recommend a feed that's like Discover but not a festering shitpile?

If you expose people to offensive imagery often enough, they become desensitized to it. Eventually, it becomes normalized.

Could it be that social media contributes to this phenomenon in some esoteric and difficult to understand manner?

We may never know.

*Mysterious music*

Grifters all the way down. They're all in the same ecosystem, and they're all complicit. Clicks uber alles.

Social media makes me think that being a part of any resistance in this country is like being on Spaceball One.

Shitshow in the oval office, clownshow on the streets. We're so fucked.

I used to regularly crush my son at Mario Kart. Now he crushes me at every game, even co-op. Yesterday he pushed me off a cliff in Human Fall Flat then said "How's the arthritis, old man?"

A coffee shop called BECK’S COFFEE. Sign is in red sans serif lit up.

Got two pour-overs and a lemon scone

Please remember all the politicians and companies and media sources that couldn't wait to bend over and spread for this administration when the next election cycle comes around.

They are not on our side and they never have been.

Meanwhile, the cost of groceries and mortgages and rent and utilities will continue to go up and it will become ever harder to exist even as complicit media sources such as the one linked continue to tell us things are looking up.

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

Dragonborn bard and tiefling barbarian battling imps

Collage of a cursed amulet and my self portrait

Collage of three of my illustrations: (from left to right) Gortash and Durge hands, a harpy in the forest, the Ghost of saint Michael done for Legions of Kadmon

A knight riding her winged mount in the sky

Today is my birthday!!
Which means I get to ask you to reshare my art🖤

Please also feel free to share your art in the comments with what makes you happy about it!

#art #illustration

I have a whole pile of these stickers and today they're making me sad but tomorrow they're really going to upset some people at the office.

Qualifying for the Champions League as Espanyol.