His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes

“It’s only wafer-thin.”

Because his tattoo guy is also…y’know what, maybe that’s better left unasked.

Pete Hegseth is the Tommy Tuberville of Michael Browns.

Cool . Stop backing centrists/moderates. Push the envelope. Fix your heart or die.

WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY JOB? URRGHHH!!!!!
FIRE BAD!!!!

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Democratic consultants rn

Mmmmm…no. That’s always a choice.

Jesus fucking Christ, what a loser. Absolute attempted compensation for lack of personality.

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TFW Trump has lost NewsMax

That happens when you don’t recognize reality because you’re drunk.

Man, i couldn’t ever get drunk enough to say something that dumb.

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Standing in line for jury duty at the Brooklyn courthouse. Wife just got out of major spinal surgery, the Boy is doing the teenage depressive drama thing and work is the usual PITA.
And yet, I would LOVE to serve on a jury and participate in our rule of law.
Just maybe not today, guys? Current mood:

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Facts? We don’t need no stinking facts.

I mean, that’s been the Republican dream for YEARS.

It’s wild watching conservatives who HATED neo-cons for so long, and now both groups have done a 180* heel/face turn.

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Muy macho hombre

Hurr durr warrior mindset lethality hurr de durr

You don’t do it because it will succeed. We know it won’t.

You do it to fight, and to draw the line that THIS IS NOT OKAY. If you don’t, people assume you are totally okay with clearly impeachable offenses. And then they become acceptable.

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Fuck Messina. Loggins was always the better talent.

We pre-taliate before they even think about taliating.

She knows all the details.
She’s lying.

Temu Obama and The Milquetoast don’t want to upset their Very Good Friends Across the Aisle.

What the fucking fuck are these chucklefucks even fucking doing? A roomful of fucking monkeys with typewriters could come up with a better fucking plan than what we’re doing with Iran. Fucking idiots.

Israel got us into the war THEY wanted to start, and then bailed. A roomful of monkeys with typewriters could’ve come up with a better plan.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJesus fuck noHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAareyou drunk?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

[sighs] ok, fine, put the….
[rubs temples]…put the IPC on the shit list.

Says the people deliberately breaking it.

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Alito being asked "how should the law be reasonably applied based on past precedent?”

Oh. Well. That’s dumb. Hope no one minds if I ignore this idiot.

So, Netflix is a voluntary Eunuch. Everyone has a price.

Ahhhhh, yes. “Pre-taliation”