Andrew Sigil

#FML suddenly has a new meaning #FuckMikeLee

Imagine hating someone because they're reasonable.

One More Dead Kennedy.

I'm not allowed to smoke for 7-10 days, so I took a hit of weed though my nose.

6/10 already have done that in my youth for fun.

I had two teeth and a bridge removed from my skull today.

I'm fucking depressed about it. I feel my name should be Methandrew now.

Yeah, we've already had psychedelics for hundreds of thousands of years 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Remember, Jesus sacrificed his whole weekend for your sins.

OMG NO U

Got to bed late, neighbor woke us up by blasting horrible music.

I blasted music through my $1600 studio monitors and a 100 watt guitar amp.

Me me me more louder than you.

He wouldn't even look at me outside as Behemoth's "Slaves Shall Serve" played at a crippling volume.

I won eventually.

Leftists eating their own or cutting off actual people who will be an ally to them if shit breaks out is one of the few things that makes my cynical heart ache.

Fucking idiots, pull your head out of your asses and stop relying of impossible purity tests.

Also, I'm not on Facebook, ya dingus.

Be mad. And cut off anyone who would be an actual ally to you if shit breaks out. That's what they want people to do.

Have you tried therapy? Or maybe not a holier than thou attitude? This is such a toxic way of thinking. We're not on other platforms because we support Nazis, were there to support friends and have a good time. Go touch some grass.

Been dreaming about suggin donk for like four nights in a row.

Jimbus Crust 🥵

I've been trying to get a picture of this old girl doing this to my dog for TWO YEARS (she don't like when he sniffs her butt). What a pretty smile.

Say hello to the dingus.

Better us than his boomer guardians (my parents) they'd literally ruin his life over this information.

My nephew (16) told my wife and I that he got stoned for the first time today.

He described it as feeling like a "staring baby".

We're gonna have a chat with him tomorrow about being responsible.

But for today, I told him to go watch cartoons and play video games. The basement is yours.

GDI 😂

Social media is dead.

Them: I can solve a rubix cube with my eyes closed.

Me: yeah? I can solve a rubix boob with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind back.

To be fair, that was a moderator issue and not an AI removal based on a vague community guideline.

Imagine violating a community guideline for that comment 😂

Never realized Tiktok has a separate area for community guideline violation notifications until yesterday. I've had 11 comments removed in the last two months for calling someone a "dingus" in many different contexts. Lol. Why do we still use the internet?

Facts and logic

Fascists don't get bitches

Because

Fascism is a bitchless ideology

The days of the workweek are such:

Monday
Worse Monday
Wednesday
Not Friday
Friday

Ah yes, nothing like waking up from an accidental two hour nap to ruin my evening.