Haruko Haruhara (Parody)

Hmmm I guess you pass...Mr Red White and Blue...

Next question

if an acorn fell
What would you do?

Alright.. question 2

If I gave you a dog, would you shoot It?

Ohhh I'm actually a government worker too
I just HATE earth government

That sounds like something a fellow cop would say!
I'm not letting the government get their grimey hands on me!!

Why should I believe that??

Hmmm....
Nah. I shouldn't be telling a super dude about my various exploits

Ehh
I've done worse

Already made

Ohhh that's what you meant...
Ehh whatever

You could what?

I think I broke my Squeedily Spooch...

Ehhh
He's been through worse.

Uhhhhh I've been trying to escape the earth's atmosphere. But my Vespa keeps getting shot down

There's Soo much Ass and Booty on my TL.
That's awesome !
I should probably find more parody accounts to follow though.

Hey.

It won't work out.
I predict the community will just dissolve and what remains of it will scatter across the interwebs into smaller more closed off communities!

But that's a story for the future, let's start thinking about the present!

Eh.
I give it a week until everyone starts heading back to X.
I'm kinda just here for the ride

I like to consider myself quite the Omni-Present Alien..
How ya doing?

......

Oh yeah, good morning people.
How you all doing?

//only issue I gotta find out how to make it Parody acc specific and not just the word Parody

//learning how to make a Feed. Calling it ParodyBlueSky

//being kinda half serious, cause it is how odd this is getting more parodys joining compared to Brazil being banned. I still don't entirely think BlueSky parodys will be as populated as it is on Twitter

Oh yeah, good morning people.
How you all doing?

Oh
Soo the Brazilians leaving wasn't enough to get you guys to switch, but blocked people seeing your tweets is? What were you guys hiding anyways?????
Eh???...

Really? This has been like the 12th time I've done this to a Naota. Not that you'd know anything about that...

GAUUUG...AUUGH...n-not a third time...

HIII NAOTA!!!

Feeling blue and sky. Or something
Idfk, dude.