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By the end of the night, I ran out of candy.. I didn’t want to disappoint the kids, so I started giving them random stuff..

Here’s a glow stick.. here ya go, have a balloon.. here, take this floor mat.. you can have my drivers license.. here’s an expired coupon for a gallon of milk..

01.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Quick reminder that will come in handy tonight: your body can only absorb so many calories

01.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1

I might be delusional, but I think my cat is stealing my biscuits one at a time, so I don't notice

31.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 41 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0

a close up of a woman 's face with a piercing in her nose ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a piercing in her nose

31.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes i talk to my animals all day. what are you some kind of barbarian

31.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 60 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

Planning something super wet hot and wild today to spice things up in my marriage. Just have to find the right YouTube kitchen faucet replacement video

31.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

has anyone considered a nap where you can also play videogames the entire time

31.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper

31.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 171 🔁 45 💬 4 📌 0

This meeting could have been a graveyard smash

31.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 46 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

A crudely drawn jackolantern with scrawny little limbs, the speech bubbles says "Hi! I'm Pumpkin Larry"

Happy Halloween from Pumpkin Larry

31.10.2025 17:49 — 👍 430 🔁 112 💬 21 📌 4

Benefits of having a resting psychotic face #204... I was getting out of my car at the shops, a woman nearby had left an empty trolley and was heading to her car. She saw my face, spun back around, took the trolley to the trolley bay, slammed it in, muttered to herself and headed back to her car 😂

31.10.2025 05:50 — 👍 82 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 0

Anyone got any spooky/thriller/horror book recommendations? Might hit up a book store tomorrow morning.

31.10.2025 18:09 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

should i get?

30.10.2025 21:55 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

People who exercise for fun, are you okay?

31.10.2025 09:19 — 👍 19 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

purple and white cosmos

white and purple cosmos

cosmos still thriving with the cold 💞

31.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 28 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

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Petite chihuahua à poils bleus portant un chapeau d'halloween rayé orange et noir

Joyeux Halloween !

31.10.2025 08:14 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

An orange cat curled up asleep using his tail as a pillow, looking not unlike a croissant.

Left it until the last minute, but I got a pumpkin.

31.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 2233 🔁 120 💬 34 📌 2

Happy Halloween

31.10.2025 07:50 — 👍 1490 🔁 131 💬 30 📌 3

i’d hate to be a sock monkey and keep losing my partner in the laundromat

31.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 24 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by petrover Vincent - Tim.Burton.Short.Animation.1982

Happy Halloween 🎃

youtu.be/fxQcBKUPm8o?...

31.10.2025 11:03 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I've already raided the kids' Halloween candy and I don't feel one iota of guilt. Almost makes the full-size Scooby-Doo costume worth it 🤣

31.10.2025 17:53 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

two candle lit pumpkins, 8ft skeleton on a rocking chair

🎃

31.10.2025 11:25 — 👍 196 🔁 16 💬 7 📌 0

doing a chess move and then saying "is this something?" like i just pitched a bit in a writer's room

31.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 1149 🔁 49 💬 12 📌 1

can we skip November and go ahead to July? thank you.

31.10.2025 17:57 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Two white fluffy dogs on a bed with skull prints and skeleton pillow in front. A Halloween skull mask next to them.

halloween dogs sent from a friend and too cute not to share 🎃👻😍

31.10.2025 14:53 — 👍 63 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

Step into the bone zone*

*my collection of skeletons

31.10.2025 17:59 — 👍 5 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

“I’m definitely getting the hang of this”, me, not having the first clue about what I am doing.

31.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

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