Paul

That Fifa peace price has aged well.

A bleak, stark oil painting in shades of brown and cream of waterlogged fields under a flat white sky dotted with bare elm trees

Other work of the Ladybird artists.
‘February Fill Dyke’
Artist: Rowland Hilder

‘Night Andrea.

If only I could turn in. First of 5 shifts.☹️

They’re all so jolly. It’s like they’re queuing up to be incinerated.

If I see one more Simplicity Cremations ad on telly I’m honestly going to spontaneously combust.🔥💀

God, they’re early!

Yes, you can knock us down for a lot of things, but you can’t knock our naming game. 3 favourite UK village names: Shitterton, Sandy Balls and Scratchy Bottom. Genuinely.

That’s when I breathe a sigh of relief, when I see the daffs coming up.😆

He’s my absolute songwriting hero.

There was a Great Tit on the news yesterday. On again today.

Do it yourself. You’re good at that.👍

First haircut since before Christmas. Finally shed the mop-head.

Is that your excuse for not doing the housework?😂

Excuse my language, but piss off you absolute scumbags. I’d rather vote for a steaming dog turd.

Make a nice urinal. Drill a hole in the bottom. Fit a drainage pipe.

#BABAYAGA is often depicted as a fearsome, cannibalistic witch who flies in a giant mortar, wields a pestle, and lives in a forest hut that moves on giant chicken legs. She embodies an ambiguous force, alternating between a villain who kidnaps children and a wise, magical helper who tests heroes.

Lying here in bed for quarter of an hour convinced it was Wednesday. I’m not used to having the full weekend off, so feels like Saturday and Sunday was Monday and Tuesday.😂 …..Think I’ll go back to bed.

No need to post mine. You did it for me.👍

11, and it’s shockingly accurate. Just a bit confused by the ‘what they need’ bit.

What is the world's oldest tree and why has it lived so long? - BBC Bitesize This BBC Bitesize article takes a closer look at the oldest tree in the world, how the ancient species has lasted so long and why it has long been protected.

Isn’t this incredible. The oldest living tree in the world. Over 5000 years old. Mind boggling.

www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/art...

You deserve more followers. It’s a great account.

Can't wait to see the Super Bowl half-time entertainment.

Who’s Bad Bunny? I’d google if I could be bothered.

😂😂 What a disappointing outcome.

I know they say you have to live with an album for a while before you can judge it properly, but it’s surely got to be in their top 3 best? - It’s hard to imagine anything better coming out this year, but then I’m totally biased.

Something tells me she’s enjoying her music.

Mrs Slocombe’s pussy never fails to raise a titter.🤣

More preferable to farting with the windows closed.