Goofy Rider

I humbly submit "aftergiggles" for consideration also.

(Bottom) Cowboy to warmup, then anything goes. Cowboy again if I want to cum.

This is the way.

Bet dad's ranch tastes amazing 🤤

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Take me back.

Tale as old as time...

Things I did not anticipate on my Angkor bingo:
Recognizable bulgy daddy bear in Lara-Croft-tight shorts and a nipple (thimble sized!) popping t-shirt.

The perfect loop doesn't exis-

POV lounging on a sandy beach. My legs are crossed at the ankles and only in frame from the calves down. The sky is hazy but the water is turquoise and calm. Shadows on the sand hint at palm trees overhead.

Beach, work, gym, legs, bánh mì, work

Front loofah and back loofah 🥵

Bonus points if you were watching them the whole time and counted five reps tops. 😮‍💨

🙋🏻‍♂️ guilty as charged.

Photo of me from behind. I am wearing only a pair of green briefs and standing on a rocky shore. The warm sun is setting in front of me while cool sea water laps at my toes. A dive bouy can be seen floating in the distance.

Two months on the road really did a number on my humps, but bf took this yesterday and I felt cute, so I'm sharing with the bouys.

Figures we're up island in the rain when Vancouver is getting the sunny weather. Your beach posts always come with the hottest background events...

Doing God's work 👐

Stealing this...

Sunrise over Haida Gwaii

Furthest I’ve been:

N: Tuktoyaktuk, NWT (New! Woo!)
E: Tokyo
S: Singapore
W: Hale'iwa, Hawai’i

That's who/what I immediately thought of!

Nude paddleboarding with a modesty PFD worn in front

Safety first. (But I forgot the sunscreen.🤷‍♂️)

Bf got these cheap polyester t-shirts from Amazon for camping and they hold his musk so well I am positively feral everytime I catch a wiff but trying to play it cool like "aw babe you stiiink" *deep inhales*

BF : Complaining about how uncomfortable the furniture are at the Courtyard.

Me : 💡 Somebody sourced tens of thousands of sex couches for the entire hotel chain.

Hungover horn is the worst(best) horn. 😌

NASA, Oxford Discover Warmer Uranus Than Once Thought - NASA Science For millennia, astronomers thought Uranus was no more than a distant star. It wasn’t until the late 18th century that Uranus was universally accepted as a

Me: I am a mature, well adjusted adult.

Also me: Uh huh. That's what he said.

science.nasa.gov/science-rese...

I gave up trying to get the bf to look at the selfie camera and not the screen. 👀👁👁🤷‍♂️

The way this loop is👨‍🍳💋

Oh, thank the gods I'm not alone. Not yucking anyone's yum, but it is the only kink that consistently pops up unbidden and past filters.

Muted words do nothing if posts don't have any targeted text. They don't even work on account names, which seems like an obvious oversight.

Star Ocean anyone?

Love my x/boomer 👬but damn it's eye-stabblingly frustrating sometimes to explain to him what memes are, or that gen z/alpha don't really read and process info the same way anymore...