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I’m Brad. I’m a nerd. I work in infosec. I like to cook and watch movies and shitpost. And yes guys, I’m single.

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A Small Town Is Fighting a $1.2 Billion AI Datacenter for America's Nuclear Weapon Scientists Ypsilanti, Michigan has officially decided to fight against the construction of a 'high-performance computing facility' that would service a nuclear weapons laboratory 1,500 miles away.

Los Alamos and U of Michigan want to build a data center in the small town of Ypsilanti. The city's people don't want to help make weapons of mass destruction. The fight is only just starting

10.11.2025 15:13 — 👍 175    🔁 71    💬 4    📌 10

bsky is the wall and we’re all just spaghetti

30.11.2024 13:26 — 👍 556    🔁 127    💬 30    📌 4
a JSON object of a "tea" (read: skeet) written by a "Pip Sparkletoes" that says "Rowdy Root-Rouser wore cleats to a wedding and tracked mud down the aisle; romantic chaos or turf aggression? You decide."

a JSON object of a "tea" (read: skeet) written by a "Pip Sparkletoes" that says "Rowdy Root-Rouser wore cleats to a wedding and tracked mud down the aisle; romantic chaos or turf aggression? You decide."

Typical @r0wdy.sk33t.expert behavior #holidayHack

11.11.2025 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought this was supposed to be fun satire not actual news reporting

11.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A new game! #pokemon #pokemonredandblue #classicvideogames #gameboy
YouTube video by goose.kaboose A new game! #pokemon #pokemonredandblue #classicvideogames #gameboy

A friend of mine is uploading shorts playing Pokemon to YouTube as an experiment, feel free to follow along!
youtube.com/shorts/6q8h6...

11.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It me. I’m girlfriend.

10.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth—it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true.

10.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

09.11.2025 00:55 — 👍 14479    🔁 4326    💬 13    📌 133
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a hole in the wall with a floral pattern on it Alt: gif a hole in the wall covered with a floral pattern wallpaper on being cut open by a man with an ax

Buy healthcare from who Trump? Fucking aquaman?!

08.11.2025 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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He has no idea what Obamacare is. Absolutely no idea.

We are ruled by the dumbest monarch ever.

08.11.2025 14:55 — 👍 659    🔁 173    💬 57    📌 17

filtering my online dating matches by "forklift certified"

27.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 55    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 0
Box wrapped with The Onion newsprint. Some of the headlines read “Trump denies writing 36-Volume comic titled ‘Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles”, RFK Jr coughs up a pair of jeans, powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man, medieval scribe keeps forgetting ‘whence/whither’ rule, Archaeologists: DC may have once been used for legislating. A full page “not a paid advertisement” for Adobe on one side of the box reads “experience the magic of buying new software, every month, forever.”

Box wrapped with The Onion newsprint. Some of the headlines read “Trump denies writing 36-Volume comic titled ‘Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles”, RFK Jr coughs up a pair of jeans, powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man, medieval scribe keeps forgetting ‘whence/whither’ rule, Archaeologists: DC may have once been used for legislating. A full page “not a paid advertisement” for Adobe on one side of the box reads “experience the magic of buying new software, every month, forever.”

A box on end wrapped with The Onion newsprint featuring horoscopes and top songs of October 2025. A highlighted horoscope for Scorpio for the birthday boy reads “a hurtful comment will have you wondering why you even bother spying on your partner’s messages.”

A box on end wrapped with The Onion newsprint featuring horoscopes and top songs of October 2025. A highlighted horoscope for Scorpio for the birthday boy reads “a hurtful comment will have you wondering why you even bother spying on your partner’s messages.”

Gotta say @theonion.com makes excellent gift wrap

08.11.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dreams can become reality… #lasercutting #tractor_feed #trypophobia

07.11.2025 22:18 — 👍 1098    🔁 259    💬 25    📌 7
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State-funded SNAP benefits to reach Marylanders starting next week Marylanders who have been waiting for food assistance amid the government shutdown and legal fights will start to see state-funded benefits in their accounts starting Tuesday.

Marylanders waiting to get SNAP benefits on their EBT cards will start to see the state-funded 50% portion starting Tuesday, Nov. 11.

The Trump administration is still fighting in court over whether and how much it will pay for SNAP in November.

www.thebanner.com/politics-pow...

07.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 9    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Is this JD Vance's AI girlfriend?

07.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

U ok bro?

07.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CAN CONFIRM.

07.11.2025 21:19 — 👍 52    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson talking about subscribe to their newsletters Alt: a gif of homer simpson telling bart simpson “your ideas are intriguing to me and I with to subscribe to your newsletter”
07.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fascinating read highly recommend

07.11.2025 14:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you aren’t already on Nebula, this is a cool opportunity to gorge yourself. Link in reply!

06.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 87    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 3

Cc @blippo.plus

06.11.2025 13:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
grim reaper claw machine meme

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

04.11.2025 11:44 — 👍 8033    🔁 1849    💬 402    📌 241

Headline editor needed more covefe

04.11.2025 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
One button keyboard featuring the Google Gemini logo.

One button keyboard featuring the Google Gemini logo.

One button keyboard featuring the OpenAI logo.

One button keyboard featuring the OpenAI logo.

One button keyboard featuring the Microsoft Copilot logo.

One button keyboard featuring the Microsoft Copilot logo.

Gonna start selling a line of executive computer keyboards.

04.11.2025 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screen shot of the game blippo+. It is a low resolution 8 bit styled retro “femtofax message” with a lotus flower floating on the water above a yellow sky. It is from a selection called a micro meditation. Text above the lotus flower reads “I am cute and deserve treats.”

Screen shot of the game blippo+. It is a low resolution 8 bit styled retro “femtofax message” with a lotus flower floating on the water above a yellow sky. It is from a selection called a micro meditation. Text above the lotus flower reads “I am cute and deserve treats.”

Daily affirmations #blippo+ #femtofax #micromeditation

04.11.2025 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

These people really do live in a different universe than the rest of us for real.

03.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I apologize in advance

03.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Leak Exposes Kansas City’s Secret Police Misconduct List A major breach of the Kansas City, Kansas, Police Department reveals, for the first time, a list of alleged officer misconduct including dishonesty, sexual harassment, excessive force, and false…

After months in the coming - Leak Exposes Kansas City’s Secret Police Misconduct List www.wired.com/story/hack-e... #DDoSecrets

Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/supporting-d...

03.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 219    🔁 94    💬 0    📌 2

How?! (Mark all as read)

03.11.2025 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Someone wearing a white leather loafer affixed with a Mercedes hood ornament

Someone wearing a white leather loafer affixed with a Mercedes hood ornament

Can't believe they missed seizing these bad boys

31.10.2025 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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