dr joshua phillips

and walking. endless walking.

do the tunnels come with their own Tunnel Hermit™️?

Reform: (((family meal planners))) have deprived celery of the victory that is its birthright

*sucks teeth*

Right, I see what’s gone wrong. The original builders only went and installed the gravity upside down.

The most fantastical part is that they manage a just transition

I am the world’s worst runner but even I could manage this.

🫡 🫡 🫡

can't believe this is how I learn there are new Pokemon games, thank you for your Slurmsvice 🫡

Control sat down, frowning. Eventually he spoke:

“George, George, George. We’ve got to get you laid, if not for you then for the good of the realm.”

Smiley shifted imperceptibly in his seat, cleared his throat, and began to clean his glasses with the fat end of his tie.

Allister Heath Starmer is using Six-Seven to wage a vicious class war on Middle England ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph

Am I doing this right?

In the future, everyone will approve Oxford Street pedestrianisation for fifteen minutes

I miss Lord Buckethead.

Further proof that the British public is wrong about everything. The answer is clearly Bulbasaur: sweep the first two gyms, Mt Moon and Rock Tunnel with grass-type moves, inflict status conditions and heal with Leech Seed. Charmander could never 😤

Surely the grandson of a toolmaker should be able to get some gear?

Dang. Might have to fail again and then fail better.

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Came here to post this

It sounds better in the original German, lbr

I once read a library copy of, iirc, Civilization and its Discontents, where every instance of the word “father” had been underlined and annotated “Freud”.

babe wake up, new definition of chutzpah just dropped

a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers and waving . ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers and waving .

Sir Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

Going all-in on the plagiarism-psychosis machine is certainly a… bold… choice.

It’s giving this place is not a place of honour… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

tfw you turn down The Sims' graphics settings to Very Low

Your local swingers club and sauna looks like a far comfortable place.

[Insert goose meme here]

You mean you don’t know about the Salop Kabbalah? Or the Telford Chassidim?

You have the London Eye across the bridge! It has a better view precisely because you can see the HoP and it’s completely accessible

'Smiling' fossil discovered in Northumberland The unusual looking fossil is estimated to be a few hundred million years old dating to the Carboniferous period.

[Lindisfarne]

Me: (chanting) teeth, teeth-

Other fossil hunters: teeth, TEETH

British Geological Society: [pounding its clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!