kpopsky court system

𝓰𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓻👩🏽‍⚖️

hello everyone 👩🏽‍⚖️

please be a good example to ur peers, I wouldn't want you to have to come into court again.

thank you.👩🏽‍⚖️

i will let your client go with a $500 fine and 50 hours of community service and 15 hours of counseling.

but any second repeat offense will result in jail time + a fine.

case dismissed.👩🏽‍⚖️
@slxtforzoro.bsky.social
@cheesytaelien.and.cat

is this ur clients first time being sentenced?

the court is in, we will hear your case.

what is your case?

was just informed about the need to report and block @shinnningsunoo.bsky.social because impersonating a real person's fan account is very very uncalled for and stalker behavior, even if you think it's for jokes so pls tap the @ and do it to get the account off bluesky. we are real people guys.

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i really dont play about apples. you hand me a granny smith, golden delicious, honey crisp apple im devouring it. might even get a side of caramel to dip them

in front of ur jury of peers,

@buncobs.bsky.social
@p4ddingcat.bsky.social
@011219.bsky.social
@cogikepi.bsky.social
@shoegays.lesbian.cat

you may now plead ur case,
@jinris.bsky.social

@keroppi.lol is guilty by association.

in front of ur jury of peers,

@buncobs.bsky.social
@p4ddingcat.bsky.social
@011219.bsky.social
@cogikepi.bsky.social
@shoegays.lesbian.cat

....

fuck struggles who is @kpopcourtsystem.bsky.social

niny my dear, at this point you might as well just list ur whole mutual following the way ur throwing out names👩🏽‍⚖️

@jxncheol.bsky.social

sentence to FOUR terms of life sentence, to be served CONSECUTIVELY.
no bond, no parole.

case closed. 👩🏽‍⚖️

dear citizen, this is the kpopsky country. u and the others are citizens of kpopsky.

my dear citizens of kpopsky,
I have seen the speculations and I will not be revealing myself anytime soon, but i do want to point out a clue to all three of us 🔎

have any of ur mutuals been uber silent or suspiciously silent lately?

xoxo,

kpopskycourt system👩🏽‍⚖️

@kpopsky.needs.church
@kpopskyjail.bsky.social
u have the right to remain silent in this time of unreasonable search by the kpopsky population.

The Fourth Amendment protects the right to privacy from unreasonable searches and seizures by the government. as well as the fifth amendment:

@jxncheol.bsky.social has now been fined $2000 and sentenced to 5 days in jail. bail set at $7000.

case closed. 👩🏽‍⚖️

@jxncheol.bsky.social ur crime stated/pictured in the evidence below will go untouched with a warning due to the nature of @stickydoughtwist.from.rehab 's crime.
2nd offence will result in $2000 fine and 5 days in jail.

in front of ur jury of peers,

@jxncheol.bsky.social
@seolarlix.bsky.social
@injuni.bsky.social
@usagi-494.bsky.social
@momorpeko.bsky.social

you may now plead ur case,
@stickydoughtwist.from.rehab

this is a case with multiple charges.

i am also in fact of legal age. i shall relay that within my bio. 👩🏽‍⚖️

sentenced to 5 days in jail for being delusional. bail set at 5,000 and the right to a fair and speedy trial. 👩🏽‍⚖️

we're one in the same, we work together👩🏽‍⚖️💋

pardoning my self from these random accusations. i am someone you would never even imagine i'd be.

xoxo,
kpopskycourt 💋👩🏽‍⚖️

in front of ur jury of peers,

@jaykeist.bsky.social
@page-bamgyuuuu.bsky.social
@starfruitz.bsky.social
@beomhue.on.computer
@tataisaheart.bsky.social