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Phil Collins

@phillipcollins.bsky.social

alleged software engineer, relapsed record buyer

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i think the future improvements in this space are just getting the model to recursively ask itself "you sure about that?"

27.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

haha, good, I'm glad someone else noticed the leading space on one of the lines. made my teeth itch!

26.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it reads like a lunatic. fairly sure labour, for all their sins, have copy editors and people who understand how to space out type

26.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'll hazard a guess that pensions would escape this bonfire fairly unscathed

25.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

get any pelters from cretins in the aquariaz hot-tub?

25.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why transpile it then? You're potentially introducing all the bugs rewriting in a new language, compiling it to something else just to run it would be pointless.

23.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But aren't you rich and retired?

19.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Union Jack - Two Full Moons & A Trout (Caspar Pound Remix) (1994)
YouTube video by Trance Classics Union Jack - Two Full Moons & A Trout (Caspar Pound Remix) (1994)

If we're talking Union Jack on Platipus, I can never look beyond this (admittedly half the work of casper pound). Pitch it down like -6 and it still slaps. #RaveyardShift

youtu.be/h9ZO17442gM?...

14.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the problem with democracy is that it's all too easy to put complete idiots in charge of things.

13.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still having ticket 001 isn't a great sign

11.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

another white working class male being oppressed for proudly displaying his culture (home alone)

10.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

don't worry, he'll totally have a fleet of his really good robots up there doing that job

10.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

punctuation is woke

09.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

would it be too much to ask for them to learn the language a little bit? in the name of integration.

09.02.2026 11:03 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

his stance appears to be that the council shouldn't be making cuts but also shouldn't be increasing council tax

09.02.2026 10:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there be demons 😂

07.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

never git add .

07.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

love the adamski one

06.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

frankly he can just fuck off, ok?

03.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suspect Esther McVey being extremely stupid has not helped here.

02.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤦

02.02.2026 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

maybe his experience hanging around nonces was seen as positive in terms of potential relations with the white house?

02.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it'll just be an excuse to double-down and try EVEN HARDER to woo the reform voters.

02.02.2026 11:13 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

proper "check his hard drives" glasses those

02.02.2026 10:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hahahahahahahahaha

30.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anything where you're not at constant risk of losing a limb is woke/degenerate.

29.01.2026 12:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I get the impression the vast majority of our politicians (Oxbridge educated) won't be happy until the entirety of the rest of the population works in mines or a steel refinery or other such earnest professions.

29.01.2026 12:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh I'm more than happy to ban the whole fucking lot of it, it's a cancer for all ages, myself included.

22.01.2026 14:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not sure how old your children are, but for me this is mostly about giving a stick to the parents: "I'm not paying for your phone for you to break the law on my behalf". Of course there will be ways around it, it's about sending a message and giving parents help.

22.01.2026 14:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"people know about drink driving, banning it is entirely pointless"

22.01.2026 13:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0