WHICH came first
the chicken or the
egg?' is an age-old riddle.
But it's obviously the egg,
as animals were laying eggs
for millions of years before
chickens evolved. There's the answer
to your unfathomable paradox, you
daft twats.
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Remembering the late Legendary Actor, Roger Moore (14 October 1927 β 23 May 2017) Roger was a great person who did much for many and a total Gentleman.
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Still in a&e - had a decision to admit a few hours ago but there aren't any beds. I've become a statistic in one of my own reports.
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Ariel Ortega - The master of the dink!
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This will show the wider masses what Polanski and this new-look Green party is all about
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Author is a "senior policy researcher" at The Prosperity Institute, which used to be known as the Legatum Institute
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I've been to four different a&e departments in the last year and they're all completely differently organised. You'd have thought there'd be more agreement on the best way to do it.
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Elanga needs to practice with Bruno 24/7 until itβs second nature. Thatβs two very similar, perfectly timed runs/balls this last week for Brazil. Miggy tuned in to his wavelength quite quickly (that run from Fulham a) but didnβt have the next level pace to nail some of the stuff Bruno offered him.
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Polanski is talking nonsense about wealth taxes.
The Spectator (owned by GBNews owner Paul Marshall - estimated wealth of Β£800 million) doesnβt like taxing wealth fairly.
I wonder how they got to this editorial decision?
Letβs tax wealth fairly, fund front line services & make hope normal again.
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Think this tells you more about commentary than politics. At the point this was said, the rise in immigration, Johnson scandals and inflation were all at least foreseeable if not knowable.
Which is why the intelligent question now is "Will Labour's policy platform work?"
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Ambassador Mike Huckabee
@GovMikeHuckabee
I assure you sheβs delusional. She can thank
@realDonaldTrump
anytime just to set the record straight.
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'We've played a key role behind the scenes in shaping this'
Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson says the UK government has been involved in diplomatic efforts to secure a ceasefire in Gaza.
https://trib.al/GMH8aBc #TrevorPhillips
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Special Envoy Steve Witkoff
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I would like to acknowledge the vital role of the United Kingdom in assisting and coordinating efforts that have led us to this historic day in Israel. In particular, I want to recognize the incredible input and tireless efforts of National Security Advisor Jonathan Powell.
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Oops. ~AA
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A picture and headline from an article: Unicorn bride marries Kenny from south park at Portland ICE protest
the boys who landed at Normandy or fought in Stalingrad couldn't have imagined the horrors of 21st century war
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ππ½ Trying to engage with bad faith politicians - however overpromoted - is pointless. Once you establish beyond doubt that they will not answer a question, that they are not there to provide information, but to spout conspiracy nonsense, there is no point in continuing to amplify them. ~AA
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#Farage
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Interesting.
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That New York Times story lots of people are sharing today about Farage's ties to US anti-abortion groups was first reported by @mc00.bsky.social on Byline Times a year ago bylinetimes.com/2024/11/29/n...
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I'm only half-joking when I say that maybe this is the way to tackle older Faragist men: Get a smart attractive younger woman to listen to them and then charmingly point out why they're wrong.
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A record 29% β nearly a third! β of all new cars purchased in California during July, August, and September were zero-emission vehicles.
DC may be fine with selling out American innovation to China, but California will keep charging ahead toward cleaner air for our communities.
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Rupert Lowe MP
@RupertLowe10
I have received A LOT of questions about Nathan Gill, having sat as a Brexit Party MEP alongside him in Brussels and Strasbourg. He was also the Reform leader in Wales. For those who donβt know, he has pleaded guilty to taking pro-Russian bribes over a number of months.
Obviously, I had absolutely no idea. I was new to the European Parliament, Nathan had been there for years alongside Farage - they were very close. He was the head of the delegation of our MEPs, so with the whip ran the day-to-day affairs of our grouping and organised activity in Brussels/Strasbourg. He was one of just two MEPs from the previous term Farage allowed to stand again.
He seemed particularly interested in Russian/Ukrainian developments which I found peculiar. There was one event, right at the beginning of our term, which he asked me and other MEPs to attend. Due to his position in the grouping, I agreed. It had a very pro-Russian slant, with individuals who claimed to be close to Putin there. For obvious reasons, I did not attend another such event.
I thought his obsession with that part of the world was strange, but given his years in the Parliament and position in the party, I didnβt think there was more to it. Other MEPs also found it unusual, but we just got on with job.
So to journalists asking, there is my response.
It is disgraceful behaviour, treasonous behaviour.
I am ashamed to have ever sat alongside him.
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Rupert Lowe on Nathan Gill, former Reform leader in Wales, who has pleaded guilty to taking bribes from pro-Russian proxies:
"I had absolutely no idea. I was new to the European Parliament, Nathan had been there for years alongside Farage - they were very close."
Shots fired. ~AA
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Tommy Robinson
stopped at border driving
Bentley with thousands in
cash'
Far-Right activist insulted police
officers after being arrested for
refusing to give them pin to his
phone, court hears
Claims he's just a regular journalist doing his journalising on behalf of the silent millions... checks out for me..
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"Authoritarianism, it's a cancer. The symptoms are here, today... We thought it couldn't happen here... and now the disease is growing, metastasizing in America. But there is a cureβit requires you. On October 18, Americans will stand up, peacefully, for what makes America, America." nokings.org
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Article "Modern News Cycle" from Private Eye.
Brilliant - from Private Eye Magazine.
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Clear Blue Skies. 9Β°C after a slight frost. Sheep in the valley.
Clear Blue Skies. 9Β°C after a slight frost. Sheep in the valley.
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There is absolutely zero chance that a man who took $50,000 in cash in a paper bag from an FBI agent on camera would have been appointed to any position by any other president.
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THESE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES FROM ANTIFA, GOVERNOR
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This is great. Normally, with U.S. press, when a Republican lies, they go, "well, we'll have to leave it there because I want to move on."
In this case, however, Vance lies and Stephanopoulos is immediately, "into the trebuchet, my dude."
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Anyone writing about the influence of these thinkers really needs to provide detail on what they have actually written. Most of it is incoherent, lacking any substance and often downright weird.
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