Oh nooooo :(
I'll be your valentine ๐ซ
@borgiestborg.bsky.social
he/him, 24 years old, living in canada, i'm just a boi who enjoy writing some wedgie stories, ๐no minors, my dms are open if you wanna talk!
Oh nooooo :(
I'll be your valentine ๐ซ
Oh 100% agreed! >;3
11.02.2026 17:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Omg that's adorable dude! ๐ฅบ
09.02.2026 19:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What a cutie hehe
08.02.2026 20:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thought Id draw this ;D (alts below)
#Tomnook #pantsing #briefs #underwear
Aquatic: When C.J. learned just how much Blathers knew about sea life, the beaver couldn't help but offer him a matching pair of fishermen approved briefs, which the owl accepted, albeit deeply flustered. Fossil: An avid fan of paleontology since an owlet, Blathers never ceased reading all he could find about fossils. When a prankster pulled down his pants in an attempt to embarrass him, all they got was an hour long lesson in which the owl did not pull up his pants Art: As an art connoisseur, Blathers prides himself in being able to tell from a mere glance if a piece of art is authentic or not. What he fails to realize is that to this day, he still proudly wears these briefs, unaware that they are a Crazy Reed knock off. Bug: Suffering from entomophobia as a museum curator is rather bothersome when you have an insect exhibit. As such, Blathers took it upon himself to face his fear by ordering these briefs. He's grown a lot more comfortable wearing them, so perhaps they really are helping! The Roost: A gift from Blathers' dearest friend, Brewster. The owl will never share this fact, but he never fails to wear them when he desires to spend a night at the cafe with the pigeon
A continuation from my tom nook post this time with Blathers! Just like last time all explanation in alt!
26.01.2026 18:34 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Here's the explanation for all of em Nook inc. Briefs: Tom Nook is not the kind of tanuki to really care what he wears underneath his pants. Afterall it's not like anyone is ever gonna see and he's much too busy with his numerous businesses to care. He received a large box filled to the brim with briefs from his merchandise once and is still going through em to this day. Bell Sack briefs: Everyone knows Tom Nook is quite the bussisman, to the point some people believe him to be rather greedy (which couldn't be further away from the case). One of his birthdays, one of the island residents gifted him this unique pair of briefs, much to his embarrassment as everyone got to see hik unwrap them. He secretly quite likes them! Crazy Redd briefs: After pratically copying the tanuki's logo, Redd send Tom a letter alongside a pair of briefs covered in ginkgo leaves to taunt him. The tanuki has kept them throughout the years however, and has even wore them, perhaps Tom keeps them as to keep thinking fondly of his past with the fox.
Made this for fun! Full explanation of them in alt text!
23.01.2026 19:29 โ ๐ 50 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1You deserve them all ๐
20.01.2026 02:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Of course ๐ผ
20.01.2026 02:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You got this dude โจ๏ธ
20.01.2026 01:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sanโs Boney Butt๐ฆด๐๐
โฆthat is all
Omg what a cutiiiiiie! ๐ฅบ
19.01.2026 05:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thank you! ^^
13.01.2026 17:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks rook!
13.01.2026 16:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you!
13.01.2026 16:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ballons have invaded my Twitter once more, better call my monkey friends for back up!
13.01.2026 05:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Why yes of course!
12.01.2026 19:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ooo! I see Nook as someone who doesn't particularly care much about underwear (not like anyone is gonna see em...at least that's what he believes!) And seeing as he has merch of his company, i can see him wearing some Nook inc. printed briefs. He's got a full stock of em in a wide array of colors!
12.01.2026 02:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Badgerclops definitely strikes me as someone who'd wear something colorful, maybe something along the lines of pink or lime green briefs, something that really flashes compared to his more tame fur color. Seeing as his partner mao mao was featured wearing prints i'll also add nuts and bolts prints!
02.01.2026 03:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh Eliot is 100% a tighty whities wearer
02.01.2026 00:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i remember watching that show so much. Canonically he wears boxer with bone prints. So of course those.
For a new pair, a nice pair of dark blue boxers with prints of magnifying glass would be right up his alley.
However i could also definitely see Eliot make him wear more embarrassing stuff!
Drop me some furry men down below and i'll assign underwear to them i think they would wear >:3
01.01.2026 23:41 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Here is a pig dad by the name of
Krampus Virus.
So- it says- B- bend over and grab your a-ankles? And your device will be released? Well- w- what else is there to lose?
. . . . . well- I guess feeling in your butt for starters!
Here's 3/14 of the Krampus Virus sketches on Subscribestar!
Hopefully these lot can sit soon-
Just randomly got called a good boy at work? ๐ญ
27.12.2025 23:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm baaaaack! This time i bring you all a Christmas-themed story featuring my good boy Honey encountering @haxsmacks.bsky.social 's version of Krampus! I hope you'll enjoy!
www.furaffinity.net/view/63385868/
www.deviantart.com/jesse76767/a...
I'm baaaaack! This time i bring you all a Christmas-themed story featuring my good boy Honey encountering @haxsmacks.bsky.social 's version of Krampus! I hope you'll enjoy!
www.furaffinity.net/view/63385868/
www.deviantart.com/jesse76767/a...
You know what? Fuck you
*live-actions my oc*
This is my totally scary .exe creation
Big.wedgie
He traps you in his virtual world and gives you massive wedgies using his ability to create and control fish hooks. Once he's done toying with you he kisses your cheek and sends you back with a burning rear
Be very scared
I think the pawbert community should do like the onceler community did and separate Goofy Pawbert and Murderer Pawbert into different characters.
06.12.2025 01:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He's so goofy ๐
27.10.2025 21:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0