Ari (but scary, for November 👻)

The best example of cognitive dissonance I've ever seen is some guy driving around with a disability tag hanging from his mirror and tr*mp stickers all over his back windows. Down bad for the face-eating leopards, apparently.

oooo that's delicious!!! thank you for sharing your shade with me, i shall use this in the first version of my pfp i use!!

oh yellow's a good one! we talkin' electric yellow or banana yellow?

be as specific as you want, fuck around and drop a hex code if you rly want !!

alright chat, new pfp incoming. what's your fave bold color to pair with grey?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR EARS

OKAY HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT (please) 🥹🥰

Thank you!! It's certainly off to a great start 💕 I hope your day is as wonderful as you are!!

Every time I have a painkiller I feel like Katniss when she pops a morphine tablet she found on the floor in a broom cupboard

i wasn't gonna be able to eat otherwise and i didn't expect her to roll up with sustenance omg 🥹

i'm so pathetic dude, my boss bought us breakfast sandwiches today and i cried a lil

I have a very unhealthy relationship with the Pokémon TCG app

Thought I was dying this morning... turns out you're supposed to drink water!! I saw my life flash before my eyes!!

There's always tomorrow 💔

It's so much fun!! Slight learning curve, so I recommend playing with friends or messing around in sandbox mode with starter kit enabled and starting with 0 zombies at spawn, so you have a little time to get used to the controls before the hordes descend upon you :3 i love this game sm

YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!

Got a little moon tattoo today in honor of my chosen name, Luna Jade 🌙💚

This was my first tattoo, it's under my left boob so yes, it hurt. I was soooooo brave and didn't cry even once even though I wanted to :'3

My first tattoo!
[CW for very mild blood]

I had a dream that I paid an artist for a snail tattoo that I had drawn myself, so I woke up and sketched the lil guy. Brought the sticky note into the parlor today and here we are 🐌🪐

(There weren't any blur options aside from adult content ones lol so only click if you wanna see a real suggestive snail)

playing project zomboid like my life depends on it

I'm already there waiting for you

Omg little scoundrel!! What a troublemaker!!

Can I have?

A watercolor painting of San from Princess Mononoke. The painting focuses on the left side of her face with a wolf skull superimposed on top.

“My Ugly, Beautiful Daughter”
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#artist #studioghibli #myart

gave my dog a little piece of celery to eat. she doesn't seem to like the taste and won't eat it but keeps picking it up and carrying it around. many of you could learn to show this kind of gratitude for the many gifts I give you.

Omg art does rly well on bluesky?? Here's the best thing I've ever drawn, my magnum opus

Finally, a website where I can post my tw*tter drafts... thank you bluesky for the opportunity to show off these bad boys

The exact legacy i want to build. Prolific, yet purposeless. I will put on such an excellent performance, hunched over the stove with a certain mania in my eyes, so that onlookers believe... surely, I must be cooking... while the whole time I'm feverishly stirring an empty pot

Application for mutuals 🦋

You may be eligible for a follow back if even ONE of these statements is true.

You:
- make art
- enjoy art
- make game
- play game
- are cool
- 🏳️‍🌈 💅🧐?
- get silly with it
- fuck with pikmin franchise
- want to form an unhealthy parasocial relationship
- are reading this