rocks fall everyone dies 🪨 akrul

A were-unicorn for Weretober.

「 #Weretober2025 」 //Day 06// - Carnivorous Unicorn -

i’m not manipulative i’m just cute and hard to say no to

yeah with Mike Flynn

taking a 12 week trad wife course down at the community college

he was on Alex Jones a while back

THE FLESH KING by me!

THE ESSENTIAL HORROR OF JOE R. LANSDALE

SHADOW TICKET by Thomas Pynchon

My new book, THE FLESH KING is out today and available everywhere your get your books. But I’d feel like an ass if I didn’t mention new books by two of my favorite writers: THE ESSENTIAL HORROR OF JOE R. LANSDALE and SHADOW TICKET by Thomas Pynchon. Why not go nuts and get all three?

*eats a can of spinach. My arms swell to 300x their size.*
Oh God oh no

Police Detective: The jig is up!
Me: *stops dancing in tears*

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

A grey cat photoshopped into a red tulip, making it look as if the cat is tiny and sitting in the tulip blossom.

A white cat with big giant eyes photoshopped into a pink tulip covered in water droplets, making it look as if the cat is tiny and sitting in the tulip blossom.

If it fits, I sits also applies to tulips

there's a horse demon in the ATLUS games (Persona, Shin Megami Tensai etc) that's on its hind legs and has hands that inspired this post 💜

my gender is like on a higher dimension of existence, and merely compresses down to this reality to the shape of a woman. like how a sphere in two dimensions is a circle

I was going to quote post this with a picture of my beef n cheddar but I got high and ate it before taking the picture

if horses had human hands we wouldn't stand a chance

This may be my magnum opus

*In the woods* I stop, raising my hand to silence my companion. I kneel down, and rub my finger through a rut in the forest floor. Wrapper fragments. The Beef ‘N Cheddars have migrated through here. “We’re on the right track” I say, adjusting my compound bow in its holster as we continue our hunt.

A screenshot from codename: Iceman showing a crumpled car on fire Top text says Restart? Restore? …at least one more? Bottom text says Your party has died trying to merge onto Storrow Drive… (which is a typically congested major throughway in Boston MA.) then the options Restore Restart Quit

The Bostonian Trail

You need to know it's not "crazy" for experiences you endured decades ago to still affect you so much that you need to work a recovery today. The passage of time doesn't heal anything on its own.

If anything, it deepens wounds that are not properly understood or acknowledged.

HRT but it's thyroid hormone

I was gonna post this next weekend, but I feel like the TL could use a little joy today. New SP since my first was full on up! All good peeps here!
go.bsky.app/15THo8P

CHOO CHOO

Have never personally known a locksmith; think they might be faefolk.

I need to post more weird sex stuff that'll chase the normies away

What’s your wildest celebrity encounter?: I once met Johnny 5 from Short Circuit, but it was after the sequel when he was in his punk phase so he just spat on me and said some mean things about my mother.

Weretober2025 Day 5 - Flying Fox 🦇

pink rose bloom

big ass rose💞

nobody is sending hate to Keith Urban this is a public social media post not a random letter

I'm on strike tomorrow/Wednesday, so losing pay! If you enjoy my nonsense and fancy buying me a coffee, that would be splendid!

Breaking news from Downtown this morning Tom. It would appear the Give-A-Fuck factory has laid off all workers, and shuttered their doors for good.

Self Care* is very important.
*eating 3 snack wraps in my car.