Ashley JJ

What is happening here?

One second you’re watching an intense documentary about something super serious and dark and the next a commercial butts in and breaks the tension with an ad for Olive Garden or hemorrhoid cream.

If you own a restaurant, your website only needs 4 things:
1. The menu
2. Your address
3. Your hours of operation
4. The menu

If your business only has a Facebook and not a website, I’m not going there.

I need a website that takes all of the SHEIN and Wish and Temu items and shows the original, real product that they stole the image from and links it so that I can buy the authentic item, not the single use knock off made out of questionable fabric.

The evolution of shirts:

1. Wear out in public
2. Pajamas
3. Wear while cleaning the house
4. Wear to dye hair
5. Wear while completing house projects (painting)
6. Rag to stain furniture or dust
7. Landfill

It is unfortunately.

Thank you.

New here, came from tiktok. Do you know how to see your view count? Thanks!

Update: Brandon from my 600 pound life where has he been since he was on the show? 

WATN: S07E05 Brandon my 600 pound life where are they now episode recap.

600lb: S07E07 Brandon my 600lb life episode recap.

Normalize not asking certain questions.

Having watched The Curious Case of Natalia Grace and now Good American Family, I’m never believing “based on a true story” movies anymore.
#goodamericanfamily

WATN: S07E05 Jeanne Covey episode recap my 600lb life where are they now? #my600lblife #my600lblifewherearetheynow

600lb: Jeanne Covey what has she been up to since the show? My 600lb life. #my600lblife

600lb: S07E11: Jeanne Covey episode recap of my 600lb life. #my600lblife

Got a new sweater from Arula. Too bad it’s basically summer here. In the closet it goes.

When I recap an episode of My 600lb Life and someone in the comments asks “when is your episode airing?”

Head Oregon, tails Kentucky.

The most unrealistic thing about the 2024 movie Twisters, is that all of the vehicles are this close to tornados and not one have any windshield chips.

If you serve food or drinks, and your website does not include your menu and hours of operation, don’t have a website.

Also, a Facebook page is not a website.

I said what I said.

My 71 year old dad just mooned my bonus mom, 65. She stuck her tongue out at him in retaliation. This is maturity.

How many years will pass until we no longer mention what we were doing this day in 2020.

How come Edward Cullen pretended to be a high school student for like 80 years instead of manufacturing “sunscreen” that masks their glittery skin. Not like he doesn’t have the time to perfect it.
#twilight

DM Chronicles:

Hello Pretty xx 😘💕 If 7000 € were deposited in Cashapp or PayPal, what would you spend it on? (1) Food (2) Child (3) Bills (4)Family (5) Car (6) Investment (7)You just take my request first (8)Rent (9) Drugs (10) Driver's license

Gonna buy potatoes this year to dye instead of eggs. Know who your boujee friends are this Easter.
🥚🥔🎨🖌️

Found out today that some marathon runners just 💩 themselves and don’t even know it. They just keep going. 🏃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

The DM Chronicles:

🐱🐠: Someone is using your photos on their social media.

Me: What account?

🐱🐠: NASA. Your beauty is well beyond this planet, so they had to go find it in space.

I bet they still have Chaco Tacos over there too.